《Never Bite a Married Woman on the Thigh》歌词

[00:01:38] Never bite a married woman on the thigh oh my

[00:01:38] Cause she just can't rub it off no matter how she'll try

[00:01:38] And when she gets home at night her man will ask her why

[00:01:38] Then she'll say it's just a birthmark or some other silly lie

[00:01:38] But he'll get suspicious and then he will start to pry

[00:01:38] Then she'll get hysterical and she will start to cry

[00:01:38] And he'll say I don't blame you but tell me who's the guy

[00:01:38] So she'll admit to everything and he will say bye-bye

[00:01:38] And he'll buy an airline ticket and he'll fly across the sky

[00:01:38] And then he'll come and find you and he'll punch you in the eye

[00:01:38] Then he'll rent a cheap hotel room and he'll hang himself with his tie

[00:01:38] And when she gets the news she'll take an overdose of sleeping

[00:01:38] Tablets and she's gonna lie on the couch and die

[00:01:38] So never never never never never never never bite a married woman on the thigh