《Handy Man》歌词

[00:00:00] Handy Man (多面手) - Shel Silverstein

[00:00:08] Well on a Monday I'll be slinging hash

[00:00:13] Tuesday I'll be collecting trash

[00:00:17] And on a Wednesday I might be tending bars

[00:00:21] Thursdays I'll be the guy who parks you car

[00:00:25] And on a Friday I might be teachin' pool

[00:00:30] Saturday finds me hustlin' pool

[00:00:34] I got a whole lot of talents in demand

[00:00:38] That's why they call me Handy Man

[00:00:41] Bah Bah Bah

[00:00:43] All the neighborhood girls and boys

[00:00:46] Bah Bah Bah Bah

[00:00:47] They come to me to mend their toys

[00:00:51] Dah Dah Dah Dah

[00:00:52] Their daddy's call me to mow the lawn

[00:00:55] And their mom's all horny when their

[00:00:58] Daddy's not at home

[00:00:59] I can drive a tractor wheel a truck

[00:01:03] I can deal a hand at poker with exceptional luck

[00:01:07] I can chop down a redwood using just one hand

[00:01:12] That's why they call me Handy Man

[00:01:15] Bah Bah Bah

[00:01:17] Yeah that's why if you need me in emergencies

[00:01:21] I can come round and just you know

[00:01:24] Work around the house or backyard or somethin'

[00:01:28] Not too taxin' tho'

[00:01:33] Yeah six in the morning I'm out picking fruit

[00:01:38] Eight Forty Five I'm back pressing suits

[00:01:43] Twelve o'clock you'll see me shining shoes

[00:01:47] Cocktail hour I'll be servin' booze

[00:01:51] I can wash your windows walk your pet

[00:01:55] Get you color reception on a black and white set

[00:01:59] I can play a concerto on your baby grand

[00:02:04] 'Cause I'm a Handy Man

[00:02:07] Bah Bah Bah

[00:02:09] All the neighborhood girls and boys

[00:02:13] They come to me to mend their toys

[00:02:17] Their daddy's call me to mow the lawn

[00:02:21] And their mom's all horny when

[00:02:23] Their daddy's not at home

[00:02:25] I save my evenin's for brand new faces

[00:02:30] Weekends are reserved for emergency cases

[00:02:34] I tell you babe you gotta understand

[00:02:38] That I'm a Handy Man

[00:02:42] I'm a Handy Man