《Early Retirement》歌词

[00:00:00] Early Retirement - Handguns/Not Documented

[00:00:17] The alarm is going off again

[00:00:19] And I can't find the strength within

[00:00:20] To get myself to get up out of bed

[00:00:21] And I can't find my keys

[00:00:26] And I'm sick of feeling like this

[00:00:29] Every single morning

[00:00:31] Five more minutes in bed

[00:00:32] With the covers over my head

[00:00:37] Trying to get fired so I won't have to quit

[00:00:41] Don't wanna spend my nights working the graveyard shift

[00:00:45] And I'm so sick and tired yeah I'm over it

[00:00:50] I'm calling this early retirement yeah

[00:00:56] "Come on man quit your singing and get back to work"

[00:00:59] "Uh quit your singing and get back to work get bent "

[00:01:04] It's not that I'm afraid of work

[00:01:05] I think that I'm above it

[00:01:06] It's just like Johnny Paycheck said:

[00:01:07] "Take this job and shove it "

[00:01:09] I'd rather be anywhere but here

[00:01:15] Trying to get fired so I won't have to quit

[00:01:19] Don't wanna spend my nights working the graveyard shift

[00:01:23] And I'm so sick and tired yeah I'm over it

[00:01:28] I'm calling this early retirement yeah

[00:01:33] I'd rather be anywhere else

[00:01:38] I'd rather be anywhere but here

[00:01:42] "I'm sick of all you punk kids sitting around doing nothing

[00:01:46] Singing little songs to yourselves

[00:01:48] What's the matter with you

[00:01:49] Get your crap and get out of here you're fired "

[00:01:52] "Okay well first of all you can't fire me because I quit "

[00:01:57] "Fired Consider me roasted"

[00:02:08] Trying to get fired so I won't have to quit

[00:02:12] Don't wanna spend my nights working the graveyard shift

[00:02:16] And I'm so sick and tired yeah I'm over it

[00:02:20] I'm calling this early retirement yeah

[00:02:26] "That's it I quit "