《One For Me》歌词

[00:00:27] You're a lotta laughs ain't you babe

[00:00:31] You cracked me up I laughed so much I nearly died

[00:00:36] It's so funny I was weeping

[00:00:41] Cried so hard I nearly split my side

[00:00:46] I watched you laughing on the TV

[00:00:49] I don't get it said the kindly host

[00:00:56] But there are many here among us

[00:01:00] Who feel the sight is but a joke

[00:01:05] Your imagination's running riot

[00:01:10] Sometimes I swear you believe what you say

[00:01:13] No-one seems to notice it's the same joke

[00:01:20] It's just told in a thousand different ways

[00:01:26] And I can't wait to read the new ones

[00:01:30] Yeah the comedy just gets better every day

[00:01:35] You're a lotta laughs ain't you babe

[00:01:40] It's funny how it all turned out that way

[00:01:46] Ooh you should have known better

[00:01:49] You should have known better a-ha-ha

[00:01:54] It's not for you this one's for me

[00:02:01] It's not for you this one's for me

[00:02:14] I saw a picture of you grinning

[00:02:17] Yeah that smirk covered your entire face

[00:02:22] It almost split your head in two

[00:02:27] I hear you sold it to OK

[00:02:32] Sell a photo of you laughing

[00:02:37] The more you hoot the more they pay

[00:02:42] You don't even need to get your clothes off anymore

[00:02:47] You're a bit too old for that stuff anyway

[00:02:52] Somebody saw you at the party

[00:02:57] You did the one where you're falling flat on your face

[00:03:02] You had the whole place cracking up in stitches

[00:03:07] Apparently you fall with such good grace

[00:03:12] And the teenage clothes and see-through sizes

[00:03:17] The mutton dishes up on the Sunday plate

[00:03:22] Is now the lamb in ghostly guises

[00:03:27] It's all done in the best of taste

[00:03:33] Ooh you should have known better

[00:03:35] You should have known better a-ha-ha

[00:03:43] It's not for you this one's for me

[00:04:07] It's not for you this one's for me