《The Laughing Gnome》歌词

[00:00:01] The Laughing Gnome - David Bowie

[00:00:02] Written by：David Bowie

[00:00:14] I was walking down the high street

[00:00:18] When I heard footsteps behind me

[00:00:22] And there was a little old man

[00:00:24] In scarlet and gray chuckling away

[00:00:30] Well he trotted back to my house

[00:00:34] And he sat beside the telly

[00:00:37] With his tiny hands on his tummy

[00:00:40] Chuckling away laughing all day

[00:00:44] I ought to report you to the gnome office

[00:00:48] Ha ha ha hee hee hee

[00:00:51] I'm a laughing gnome and you can't catch me

[00:00:55] Ha ha ha hee hee hee

[00:00:58] I'm a laughing gnome and you can't catch me

[00:01:02] Said the laughing gnome

[00:01:07] Well I gave him roasted toadstools

[00:01:11] And a glass of dandelion wine

[00:01:14] Then I put him on a train to eastbourne

[00:01:17] Carried his bag and gave him a fag

[00:01:23] Here where do you come from

[00:01:26] Oh really

[00:01:28] In the morning when I woke up

[00:01:31] He was sitting on the edge of my bed

[00:01:35] With his brother whose name was Fred

[00:01:38] He'd brought him along to sing me a song

[00:01:41] Alright let's hear it 'ere what's that clicking noise

[00:01:47] Ha ha ha hee hee hee

[00:01:51] I'm a laughing gnome and you can't catch me

[00:01:54] Ha ha ha hee hee hee

[00:01:58] I'm a laughing gnome and you can't catch me

[00:02:03] Haven't you got a home to go to

[00:02:06] Didn't they teach you to get your hair cut at school

[00:02:08] You look like a rolling gnome

[00:02:13] Now they're staying up me chimney

[00:02:17] And we're living on caviar and honey

[00:02:20] Cause they're earning me lots of money

[00:02:23] Writing comedy prose for radio shows

[00:02:27] It's the er it's the gnome-service yes of course

[00:02:33] Ha ha ha hee hee hee

[00:02:36] I'm a laughing gnome and you can't catch me

[00:02:40] Ha ha ha hee hee hee

[00:02:43] I'm a laughing gnome and you can't catch me

[00:02:49] Ha ha ha hee hee hee

[00:02:52] I'm a laughing gnome and you can't catch me