《The Spicy McHaggis Jig》歌词

[00:00:00] The Spicy McHaggis Jig - Dropkick Murphys

[00:00:22] I'll tell you a story believe me it's true

[00:00:25] A tale you'd best hope never happens to you

[00:00:29] Old spicy mcHaggis how he met his fate

[00:00:32] You I can save but for him it's too late

[00:00:36] Spicy was big burly and strong

[00:00:39] His pipes were gigantic and so was his schlong

[00:00:43] From city to city running around

[00:00:47] Always looking for chicks over four hundred pounds

[00:00:51] One night at the pub a girl caught his eye

[00:00:53] Big as a house Just the right size

[00:00:54] The broad was enormous stacked to the hilt

[00:00:56] Spicy soon noticed a bulge in his kilt

[00:00:58] The piper delivered his best pick-up line

[00:01:00] Thought to himself "This beast is all mine"

[00:01:02] The portly young lady could stand for no more

[00:01:04] Grabbed his cojones and went for the door

[00:01:06] They got to her house and dimmed all the lights

[00:01:09] Spicy was in for one hell of a night

[00:01:12] He said that he loved her he'd always be true

[00:01:16] "But Mr McHaggis I've only just met you "

[00:01:20] By now he saw double through his drunken eyes

[00:01:22] Neither had looks or appropriate size he came to his sense

[00:01:24] And thought to himself "At this time of night I won't find nothing else"

[00:01:27] He took off his shirt she lifted her skirt

[00:01:29] They pulled out his unit and stared to play

[00:01:31] She asked for a glove he gave her a shove

[00:01:33] Had baby McHaggis nine months to-the-day

[00:01:43] Spicy Spicy Spicy Spicy

[00:01:46] Spicy Spicy Spicy Spicy

[00:01:57] One night at the pub a girl caught his eye

[00:01:59] Big as a house Just the right size

[00:02:00] The broad was enormous stacked to the hilt

[00:02:02] Spicy soon noticed a bulge in his kilt

[00:02:04] The piper delivered his best pick-up line

[00:02:06] Thought to himself "The beast is all mine"

[00:02:08] The portly young lady could stand for no more

[00:02:10] Grabbed his cojones and went for the door

[00:02:12] Three packs a day

[00:02:14] He'll smoke 'til he dies

[00:02:16] Spicy McHaggis

[00:02:18] One hell of a guy

[00:02:23] "I don't know what you all are talking about

[00:02:25] And who drank all my beer "