《Scout For A Nudist Camp》歌词

[00:00:00] Scout For A Nudist Camp - Jim Morris

[00:00:09] The lady at the bar was looking lonely

[00:00:12] I said hello and offered her a drink

[00:00:16] I tried my best to be so supportive

[00:00:19] I said cheer up it not as awful as you think

[00:00:23] 'Cause I'm a scout for a nudist camp

[00:00:26] I'm holding tryouts in room 302

[00:00:30] She hit me with a very dry martini

[00:00:33] She said please don't make me

[00:00:34] Call the cops on you

[00:00:37] My pick-up line may seem a little different

[00:00:40] It's a little risky there's no doubt

[00:00:44] Mostly it's been a dismal failure

[00:00:47] But every now and then it all works out

[00:00:57] The lady at the bar was looking stressed

[00:01:01] She said I'll just drink my cares away

[00:01:05] I said you just need to be undressed

[00:01:08] And lady this is your lucky day

[00:01:12] 'Cause I'm a scout for a nudist camp

[00:01:15] I'm holding tryouts in room 303

[00:01:18] She hit me with a pretty full Manhattan

[00:01:22] Said she was gonna call the cops on me

[00:01:26] My pick-up line may seem a little different

[00:01:29] It's a little risky there's no doubt

[00:01:33] Mostly it's been a dismal failure

[00:01:36] But every now and then it all works out

[00:01:47] The lady at the bar was might pretty

[00:01:50] It's a long shot but I said what the hell

[00:01:53] I doubt that it could get any worse

[00:01:57] Unless they throw my a** in jail

[00:02:00] I said I'm a scout for a nudist camp

[00:02:04] I holding tryouts in room 309

[00:02:07] She said man that really sounds exciting

[00:02:10] I'll do my best to be right on time

[00:02:15] 'Cause I'm a scout for a gay nightclub

[00:02:18] We're holding workouts in room 408

[00:02:21] And you're just the kind of guy we look for

[00:02:24] I'll see you later you better not be late

[00:02:28] My pick-up line may seem a little different

[00:02:32] It's a little risky there's no doubt

[00:02:36] Mostly it's been a dismal failure

[00:02:39] But every now and then it all works out