《Sheriff Fatman》歌词

[00:00:00] Sheriff Fatman - Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine

[00:00:11] Ladies and gentlemen I give you Sheriff Fatman

[00:00:38] Now Sheriff Fatman started out

[00:00:41] In business a granny farmer

[00:00:43] He was infamous for fifteen minutes

[00:00:45] And he appeared on Panorama

[00:00:47] But then he somehow got himself on board

[00:00:49] The Starship Enterprise Allowance Scheme

[00:00:52] With a Prince of Wales award

[00:00:53] For pushing Valium and amphetamines

[00:01:11] Moving up onto second base

[00:01:12] Behind Nicholas Van Wotsisface

[00:01:15] Six foot six and a hundred tons

[00:01:16] The undisputed king of the slum

[00:01:19] More aliases than Klaus Barbie

[00:01:20] The master butcher of Leigh-on-Sea

[00:01:22] Just about to take the stage

[00:01:25] The one and only hold the front page

[00:01:27] Fatman's got something to sell

[00:01:29] To the capitol's homeless

[00:01:31] At the Crossroads Hotel

[00:01:33] For the no-fixed-abodeless

[00:01:35] Where you can live life in style

[00:01:37] You can sleep in a closet

[00:01:39] And if you flash him a smile

[00:01:41] He'll take your teeth as deposit

[00:01:43] There's bats in the belfry

[00:01:45] The windows are jammed

[00:01:48] The toilets ain't healthy

[00:01:49] And he don't give a damn

[00:01:51] He just chuckles and smiles

[00:01:53] Laughs like a madman

[00:01:56] Born again Rachman

[00:01:57] Here comes Sheriff Fatman

[00:02:00] With his Valium amphetamines

[00:02:02] His sick notes and his phony prescriptions

[00:02:05] And just when you thought it was safe

[00:02:08] To go back into kitchen

[00:02:09] Dead legs and cracked heads

[00:02:11] Bunk-beds and breakfasts

[00:02:33] Moving up onto second base

[00:02:34] Behind Nicholas Van Wotsisface

[00:02:36] Six foot six and a hundred tons

[00:02:38] The undisputed king of slums

[00:02:40] More aliases than Klaus Barbie

[00:02:42] The master butcher of Leigh-on-Sea

[00:02:44] Just about to take the stage

[00:02:46] The one and only hold the front page

[00:02:48] Moving up now to take the place

[00:02:50] Of Nicholas Van Wotsisface

[00:02:52] Six foot six and a hundred tons

[00:02:54] The undisputed king of the slums

[00:02:56] With more aliases than Klaus Barbie

[00:02:58] The master butcher of Leigh-on-Sea

[00:03:00] In a hatchback from Notre Dame

[00:03:02] The one and only Sheriff Fatman

[00:03:05] In goes another left hook and now I'm losing my patience

[00:03:09] Someone call up Roger Cook and the United Nations

[00:03:13] He's buying up houses for the has beens and helping

[00:03:17] From Lands End to South end to Chelsea

[00:03:20] There's bats in the belfry

[00:03:22] The windows are jammed

[00:03:24] The toilets ain't healthy

[00:03:26] He don't give a damn

[00:03:27] He just chuckles and smiles

[00:03:29] Laughs like a madman

[00:03:31] Ladies and gentlemen I give you Sheriff Fatman

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