《Beard Lust》歌词

[00:00:07] Look at my facial hair

[00:00:10] Oh man hot d**n it's everywhere Where'd you get that beard

[00:00:15] I grew it

[00:00:16] How do you keep it so clean

[00:00:18] I shampoo it

[00:00:19] Yeah

[00:00:21] I really wish I could grow a mustache

[00:00:23] Why don't you

[00:00:24] Well frankly I don't have the cash

[00:00:27] You gotta take care of your facial hair

[00:00:30] Otherwise it gets scruffy and bare

[00:00:36] The elements of style for the beard owner

[00:00:43] The essential manual for owners of beards

[00:00:52] Trim it cut it comb it style it

[00:00:54] Clean it and scent with violet

[00:00:56] Love it but don't get violent

[00:00:57] Rub it but not in public

[00:00:59] Eat with it but don't get messy

[00:01:01] The only rule is keep it classy

[00:01:17] I was on a fishing boat and I tried to grow a beard but it wouldn't float

[00:01:23] Oh no

[00:01:24] Three weeks later out at sea I realized this beard wasn't working for me

[00:01:30] Uh uh

[00:01:30] I tried to shave it off but I had no cream

[00:01:34] Everyone on the boat could hear me scream

[00:01:37] Ahhhhhh

[00:01:39] The elements of style for the beard owner

[00:01:46] The essential manual for owners of beards

[00:02:09] Love for me and love for you

[00:02:13] Love for each other baby be my boo

[00:02:16] Love for me and love for you

[00:02:19] Lust for my beard look at what I grew

[00:02:30] X2

[00:02:38] Look at my sexy facial hair

[00:02:41] Oh man hot d**n it's everywhere

[00:02:46] X2

[00:02:50] It's everywhere it's everywhere

[00:03:08] X3