《The Perfect Woman(Live)》歌词

[00:00:00] The Perfect Woman (Live) - Bo Burnham

[00:00:00] So I've done a lot of comedy

[00:00:02] So let's uhh take a little break from

[00:00:04] That and this is uhm it's just a song

[00:00:06] That if you'll just indulge me it's yeah

[00:00:15] She was the perfect woman

[00:00:18] In every single way

[00:00:21] She made the sun shine brighter

[00:00:23] And all my cares go away

[00:00:26] She was the perfect woman

[00:00:29] She was a gourmet chef

[00:00:32] They say that love is blind well it's also deaf

[00:00:39] 'Cause Helen Keller was

[00:00:40] The perfect woman

[00:00:42] And no one understands

[00:00:45] Just how talented she was

[00:00:48] With her hands (UHH )

[00:00:50] Well God made her the perfect woman

[00:00:53] I was the finishing touch

[00:00:56] She was the perfect woman

[00:00:58] 'Cause she didn't talk so much

[00:01:03] She wanted to name the kids

[00:01:06] So I finally let her

[00:01:09] It turned out horribly Chewbacca

[00:01:11] Could have done better (Rrrrrr )

[00:01:14] But I guess it was alright

[00:01:17] We had a boy and a girl

[00:01:20] Just me and Helen Er-Ah and Earl

[00:01:27] 'Cause Helen Keller was my miracle

[00:01:28] Worker I was her one-man show

[00:01:32] I could walk around the house naked

[00:01:35] She wouldn't even know

[00:01:37] Because Helen Keller was my perfect woman

[00:01:40] I was her only need

[00:01:42] Well she didn't mind the zits on my ass

[00:01:46] Gave her more to read

[00:01:49] Gave her more to read

[00:01:51] It gave her more to read

[00:01:52] It gave her more to read

[00:01:53] It gave her more to read

[00:01:54] Yeah more to read

[00:01:56] It gave her more to read

[00:01:57] More to read

[00:02:04] Helen Keller was my perfect woman

[00:02:07] But I don't think she cared

[00:02:10] I played this song for her

[00:02:11] She just sat there and stared

[00:02:15] Well she was still my perfect woman

[00:02:18] I was sort of a mess

[00:02:21] I asked her to marry me she said ErrRr

[00:02:28] So yeah

[00:02:36] I did just graduate high school seniors '08

[00:02:38] And uhm yeah I actually

[00:02:41] Wrestled in high school

[00:02:42] I was only in one match

[00:02:43] And I lost my virginity Uhm

[00:02:48] Yeah my high school girlfriend actually

[00:02:49] She recently told me that I kiss

[00:02:51] Like a stroke victim which is weird that

[00:02:53] She has like that frame of reference

[00:02:54] You know But you know I stopped

[00:02:58] And I thought I thought I thought you know

[00:03:00] What would Jesus do So I didn't exist

[00:03:08] No I'm just kidding I took her out to

[00:03:10] Dinner just ordered the bread

[00:03:11] And then told her to eat me

[00:03:21] This next song the f**k am I doing