《Number One(Album Version)》歌词

[00:00:00] Number One - Loudon Wainwright III

[00:00:05] Of all the chicks & broads & babes & bimbos I have known

[00:00:11] No one does it better than you do on the phone

[00:00:16] Midway through my busy day all through my empty night

[00:00:22] I dial your 900 number and it feels oh so right

[00:00:27] When I'm feelin lonely and bottled up inside

[00:00:32] I know I can aslays take that magic carpet ride

[00:00:37] I get down on my bearskin rug on my loving room floor

[00:00:43] I get you on the telephone & you give me what for

[00:00:48] When it comes to lovin on the phone you are the best

[00:00:55] Local or long distance you're better thatn the rest

[00:01:00] And when it is all over when it's been said and done

[00:01:05] Of all the numbers out there your number's number one

[00:01:15] I used to go to pick up bars when I felt all alone

[00:01:19] Now I just have a few drinks and pick up my telephone

[00:01:25] I like my lovin private this is not a party line

[00:01:30] I don't have call waiting cause I'm busy all the time

[00:01:35] I don't know what you look like

[00:01:38] And I don't know how you smell

[00:01:41] But the way you talk to me no human tongue could tell

[00:01:46] There are so many digits yours are the ones I pick

[00:01:51] Cause the way you talk to me no human tongue can lick

[00:01:57] When it comes to lovin on the phone you are the best

[00:02:04] Local or long distance you're better thatn the rest

[00:02:09] And when it is all over when it's been said and done

[00:02:14] Of all the numbers out there your number's number one

[00:02:24] The things that you say to me well I can't sing them here

[00:02:29] Let's just say it's worth it that phone call's not too dear

[00:02:35] And I know you don't love me but hey I don't love you

[00:02:40] I just love those things you say & what you tell me to do

[00:02:45] Cause lovin's never easy & love can be a chore

[00:02:50] And these days love is dangerous I need not say more

[00:02:56] Some folks say I'ts kinky & some say it's obscene

[00:03:01] But thank you Alexander Graham Bell

[00:03:04] For your lovin machine

[00:03:07] When it comes to lovin on the phone you are the best

[00:03:14] Local or long distance you're better thatn the rest

[00:03:20] And when it is all over when it's been said and done

[00:03:24] Of all the numbers out there your number's number one

[00:03:29] Of all the numbers out there your number's number one