《Keep Your Seats， Please》歌词

[00:00:00] Keep Your Seats Please - George Formby

[00:00:10] There's a catchword getting all the craze

[00:00:12] It's the latest phrase

[00:00:14] Everybody says hold tight keep your sets please

[00:00:19] No one knows just why it first broke out

[00:00:22] What it's all about

[00:00:23] Why do people shout

[00:00:24] Hold tight keep your seats please

[00:00:29] What a sensation talk of the nation

[00:00:31] How it travels round

[00:00:34] Even the hindoos kaffirs and zulus

[00:00:36] They've all got it

[00:00:37] Hear them holla it

[00:00:39] In the talkies holding hands perhaps

[00:00:41] All you girls and chaps

[00:00:42] On each others laps

[00:00:44] Hold tight keep your seats please

[00:00:48] If you're in a public bar one day

[00:00:51] And hear a scotchman say

[00:00:52] For the drinks i'll pay

[00:00:53] Hold tight keep your seats please

[00:00:58] If a lady speaker starts to bawl

[00:01:00] I can prove to all why you women fall

[00:01:03] Hold tight keep your seats please

[00:01:08] What a sensation talk of the nation

[00:01:10] How it travels round

[00:01:12] Even the hindoos kaffirs and zulus

[00:01:15] They've all got it hear them holla it

[00:01:17] Your old flame upon her wedding day

[00:01:20] Hears the parson say

[00:01:21] Who'll give her away

[00:01:22] But hold tight keep your seats please

[00:01:27] On the donkeys by the gay seaside

[00:01:29] Should the saddle slide

[00:01:31] Upside down you'll ride but hold tight

[00:01:33] And keep your seats please

[00:01:37] If your landlady who's so precise says the chicken's nice

[00:01:40] Let me help you twice

[00:01:42] Hold tight keep your seats please

[00:01:46] What a sensation talk of the nation

[00:01:49] How it travels round

[00:01:51] Even the hindoos kaffirs and zulus

[00:01:53] They've all got it hear them holla it

[00:01:56] On the swing boats when you ladies go

[00:01:58] Mind the crowds below

[00:01:59] Take care what you show

[00:02:01] Hold tight and keep your seats please