《Big Bad Surfink》歌词

[00:00:00] Big Bad Surfink - Mr. Gasser & The Weirdo's

[00:00:00] Right the right

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[00:00:03] Well he was born in a crate in an old junkyard

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[00:00:10] He was so d**n ugly his folks took it hard

[00:00:14] Right the right

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[00:00:18] They left him nine times on the railroad track

[00:00:21] But that ugly little thing just kept coming back

[00:00:24] Big fink

[00:00:27] Big fink

[00:00:28] Big fink

[00:00:31] Big surfink

[00:00:35] Now fink was growing at a frightening pace

[00:00:39] Right the right

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[00:00:42] It was 20 feet from his toes to his face

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[00:00:50] The hairy ground shook when he took a hop

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[00:00:56] Big fink

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[00:01:03] Big surfink

[00:01:07] Now life was rough for old surfink

[00:01:11] Right the right

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[00:01:14] He was so darn lonely it drove him to drink

[00:01:18] Right the right

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[00:01:22] He went to the ocean and started to drink

[00:01:25] But he spit out the surfers who were turning pink

[00:01:28] Big fink

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[00:01:35] Big surfink

[00:01:39] Now when fink started drinking he got real mean

[00:01:43] Right the right

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[00:01:46] Then he started getting hungry so he split the scene

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[00:01:53] He was making fink burgers at a meatpacking yard

[00:01:57] But that's when the called out the national guard

[00:02:00] Our fink

[00:02:03] Big fink

[00:02:04] Big fink

[00:02:07] Big surfink

[00:02:11] Now they dug his grave as wide as a valley

[00:02:15] Right the right

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[00:02:18] When fink got snuffed in that old back alley

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[00:02:25] And at the bottom of this pit big fink is stacked

[00:02:29] In a modified giant sized ratfink trap

[00:02:33] Big fink

[00:02:35] Big fink

[00:02:36] Big fink

[00:02:39] Big surfink