《Pass the Football》歌词

[00:00:00] Pass the Football - Wonderful Town - Original London Cast

[00:00:04] Look at me now

[00:00:06] Four years of college

[00:00:07] Famous professors

[00:00:09] Tutoring me

[00:00:11] Scholarship kid

[00:00:12] Everything paid for

[00:00:14] Food and vacations

[00:00:16] All of it free

[00:00:18] Day that I left

[00:00:19] Everyone gathered

[00:00:21] Their cheering still rings in my ears

[00:00:30] 'Cause I could pass that football

[00:00:33] Like nothin' you have ever seen

[00:00:38] Couldn't spell a lick

[00:00:39] Couldn't do arithmetic

[00:00:42] One and one made three

[00:00:44] Thought that dog was CAT

[00:00:46] But I could pass that football

[00:00:50] Like nothin' you have ever seen

[00:00:54] Couldn't dance for beans

[00:00:56] Mashed my girls to smithereens

[00:00:58] Sometimes blood was spilled

[00:01:01] Still my card was always filled

[00:01:03] 'Cause I could pass that football

[00:01:07] Like nothin' you have ever seen

[00:01:11] Couldn't figure riddles

[00:01:13] Puzzles made me pout

[00:01:15] Where the hell was Moses

[00:01:17] When the lights went out

[00:01:19] I couldn't even tell red from green

[00:01:22] Get those verbs through my bean

[00:01:24] But I was buddies with the dean

[00:01:26] Like nothin' you have ever seen

[00:01:30] Passed without a fuss

[00:01:32] English lit and calculus

[00:01:34] Never had to cram

[00:01:36] Even passed the bar exam

[00:01:39] 'Cause I passed that football

[00:01:43] Like nothin' you have ever seen

[00:01:51] Then there was the week

[00:01:53] Albert Einstein came to speak

[00:01:55] Relativity

[00:01:57] Guess who introduced him me

[00:02:00] 'Cause I could pass that football

[00:02:03] Like nothin' you have ever seen

[00:02:08] Had no table manners

[00:02:10] Used to dunk my roll

[00:02:12] Always drunk the water from the fingerbowl

[00:02:16] Though I would not get up for any she

[00:02:18] The prexy's mom age ninety three

[00:02:20] Got up and gave her seat to me

[00:02:22] Like nothin' you did ever see

[00:02:27] In our hall of fame

[00:02:29] There's a statue with my name

[00:02:32] There we stand by heck

[00:02:34] Lincoln Washington and wreck

[00:02:37] 'Cause I could pass that football

[00:02:40] Like nothin' you have ever ever seen