《Bathroom(Explicit)》歌词

[00:00:00] Had to use a public restroom today ugh

[00:00:03] Isn't that the worst when you have to

[00:00:05] God damn it you walk in right

[00:00:12] Here's the first thing I don't care

[00:00:13] Anywhere in the country you go

[00:00:14] Why when you walk into a public restroom

[00:00:16] Why is everything f**king wet Right there's puddles

[00:00:22] Water all over the counter

[00:00:24] It's dripping like you're in a f**king cave

[00:00:29] What happened

[00:00:29] Was there like a shaggy dog in there after a bath

[00:00:32] Just came in and

[00:00:35] Then god forbid you have to use the stall right

[00:00:37] You go in there you sit down you try to close the door which

[00:00:41] Apparently Van Dam kicked in

[00:00:44] Why are they all broken

[00:00:46] Who was running in the bathroom

[00:00:47] Like I gotta shit

[00:00:48] I can't shit with a door in front of me

[00:00:53] F**king door

[00:00:54] I don't like being in a perfect square when I shit

[00:00:57] Good Broken I like that Now I can shit

[00:01:04] Door

[00:01:06] Then you're sitting there right

[00:01:09] And then you start to read

[00:01:13] You start reading like all the most evil

[00:01:15] Ignorant shit ever is all around you You just sit there

[00:01:20] It's not just written with pencil it's f**king CARVED

[00:01:24] Who is carving on the toilet

[00:01:27] Who is so pissed off while they're taking a crap they're like

[00:01:30] Goddamn Jews

[00:01:32] UGH Blacks

[00:01:34] UGH Here's my favorite too

[00:01:40] On the walls someone always has to write

[00:01:42] Mike was here

[00:01:45] But then somebody else puts an arrow and writes

[00:01:46] Mike is a faggot

[00:01:51] Like Mike is coming back to check it out

[00:01:52] What the f**k is this

[00:01:55] I was here but not as a faggot

[00:01:57] I'm trying to make a statement here

[00:02:07] There's always like a girls number always a girls number

[00:02:11] Is anybody ever f**king call

[00:02:15] How did you meet you're wife John I was taking a crap

[00:02:21] Bathroom - Dane Cook