《That Awful Day(Explicit)》歌词

[00:00:00] That Awful Day - Rodney Carrington

[00:00:07] Well

[00:00:07] I got home and the door was locked

[00:00:09] So I

[00:00:10] Tried to ring the bell

[00:00:12] I found a little bitty

[00:00:13] Note

[00:00:14] She had wrote

[00:00:15] Telling me to go to

[00:00:17] Hell

[00:00:18] I crawed in the window

[00:00:20] Got inside she kicked me

[00:00:21] In the balls and then

[00:00:23] I cried called me a

[00:00:25] Name said I'd lied kicked

[00:00:27] Me again and I thought

[00:00:29] I died

[00:00:30] Took my clothes

[00:00:31] Set them on fire hit me

[00:00:33] With her curling iron

[00:00:36] I tried to block it with

[00:00:37] My watch then

[00:00:39] She kicked me in the crotch again

[00:00:44] Today's the day

[00:00:45] My wife met my girlfriend

[00:00:52] Well I tried to tell her

[00:00:54] But she didn't care

[00:00:55] Thing's weren't what

[00:00:56] They seemed she had a pan on

[00:00:59] The stove of full of boiling water

[00:01:01] And my nat's

[00:01:01] Would soon be steamed

[00:01:04] I tried to run scream

[00:01:06] For help she hit me in the nurts with a

[00:01:08] Rinestone belt it was like nothing

[00:01:11] That I'd ever felt

[00:01:12] I thank god I wasn't wearing

[00:01:14] A kilt she grabed

[00:01:16] The bat from beneath the bed

[00:01:18] Swung it once

[00:01:20] Missed my head she rared back

[00:01:22] Swung it again then

[00:01:24] She hit me in the twin's again

[00:01:29] Today's the day

[00:01:30] My wife met my girlfriend

[00:01:35] Yea

[00:01:35] Today's that awful day

[00:01:38] And my boys won't be the

[00:01:39] Same yea today's

[00:01:41] The day my wife met my girlfriend