《Brahn Boots》歌词

[00:00:08] Our Aunt Hanna's passed away

[00:00:10] We 'ad her funeral today

[00:00:10] And it was a posh affair

[00:00:12] Had to have two p'licemen there

[00:00:14] The 'earse was luv'ly all plate glass

[00:00:17] And wot a corfin oak and brass

[00:00:20] We'd fah-sands weepin' flahers galore

[00:00:23] But Jim our cousin what d'yer fink 'e wore

[00:00:27] Why brahn boots

[00:00:30] I ask yer brahn boots

[00:00:33] Fancy coming to a funeral

[00:00:35] In brahn boots

[00:00:37] I will admit 'e 'ad a nice black tie

[00:00:39] Black fingernails and a nice black eye;

[00:00:43] But yer can't see people orf when they die

[00:00:46] In brahn boots

[00:00:49] And Aunt 'ad been so very good to 'im

[00:00:52] Done all that any muvver could for 'im

[00:00:54] And Jim her son to show his clars

[00:00:58] Rolls up to make it all a farce

[00:01:00] In brahn boots

[00:01:03] I ask yer brahn boots

[00:01:05] While all the rest

[00:01:07] Wore decent black and mourning suits

[00:01:10] I'll own he didn't seem so gay

[00:01:14] In fact he cried most part the way

[00:01:18] But straight he reg'lar spoilt our day

[00:01:22] Wiv 'is brahn boots

[00:01:27] In the graveyard we left Jim

[00:01:29] None of us said much to him

[00:01:32] Yus we all gave 'im the bird

[00:01:35] Then by accident we 'eard

[00:01:38] 'E'd given 'is black boots to Jim Small

[00:01:41] A bloke wot 'ad no boots at all

[00:01:44] So p'raps Aunt Hanna doesn't mind

[00:01:47] She did like people who was good and kind

[00:01:53] But brahn boots

[00:01:56] I ask yer brahn boots

[00:01:59] Fancy coming to a funeral

[00:02:01] In brahn boots

[00:02:04] And we could 'ear the neighbours all remark

[00:02:07] "What 'im chief mourner Wot a blooming lark

[00:02:10] "Why 'e looks more like a Bookmaker's clerk

[00:02:14] In brahn boots "

[00:02:17] That's why we 'ad to be so rude to 'im

[00:02:20] That's why we never said "Ow do " to 'im

[00:02:24] We didn't know he didn't say

[00:02:28] He'd give 'is other boots away

[00:02:33] But brahn boots

[00:02:38] I ask yer brahn boots

[00:02:45] While all the rest

[00:02:48] Wore decent black and mourning suits

[00:02:55] But some day up at Heavens gate

[00:02:59] Poor Jim all nerves will stand and wait

[00:03:06] 'Til an angel whispers "Come in Mate

[00:03:16] "Where's yer brahn boots "