《My Guy Died(Level 12 Human Sorcerer)》歌词

[00:00:00] My Guy Died(Level 12 Human Sorcerer) - The Gothsicles

[00:00:28] We were fighting some trolls

[00:00:30] In the warrens below

[00:00:32] Getting close to our goal

[00:00:34] As far as I know

[00:00:35] My dude fails a roll

[00:00:37] And it knocks him prone

[00:00:39] No standards moves or minors

[00:00:41] I was totally boned

[00:00:43] It was a critical hit

[00:00:44] From some little minimal shit

[00:00:46] When I heard those little dice click

[00:00:48] I threw a bit of a fit

[00:00:50] Instead of a saving throw

[00:00:51] Instead of a glancing blow

[00:00:53] No medical skills in tow

[00:00:55] I let my character go

[00:01:03] My guy died

[00:01:09] My guy died

[00:01:16] My guy died

[00:01:20] The coup de grace came up on the 20th side

[00:01:23] Crit

[00:01:53] He had

[00:01:53] 11 Strength

[00:01:55] 13 Con

[00:01:56] 16 Dex

[00:01:58] 11 Intelligence

[00:02:00] 9 Wisdom

[00:02:01] 23 Charisma

[00:02:04] I play a minotaur now

[00:02:06] My guy died

[00:02:13] My guy died

[00:02:20] My guy died

[00:02:27] My guy died

[00:02:31] The coup de grace came up on the 20th side

[00:02:34] My guy died

[00:02:40] My guy died

[00:02:47] My guy died

[00:02:54] My guy died

[00:02:58] No death save modifiers could be applied

[00:03:28] My guy died

[00:03:35] My guy died

[00:03:42] My guy died

[00:03:49] My guy died

[00:03:52] That human saving throw bonus couldn't save me this time