《It Would Never Have Worked(Live)》歌词

[00:00:09] It's over you've missed the bus

[00:00:13] Nice idea but not for us

[00:00:16] We didn't click

[00:00:18] Let's make it quick

[00:00:19] And say goodbye

[00:00:20] Don't hold my hand

[00:00:21] And don't demand

[00:00:22] A reason why

[00:00:23] No loving looks no fond regards

[00:00:27] Tonight was always on the cards

[00:00:32] I like big muscles

[00:00:33] You were thin and lanky

[00:00:36] I like nice manners

[00:00:37] You were far too cranky

[00:00:39] You blew your nose and then looked in your hanky

[00:00:44] Thinks never have worked

[00:00:47] You tasten funny need you f**k yours botton

[00:00:51] You thanks hummar watch to King the garden

[00:00:54] You touch the botton who saw your the teacton

[00:00:58] Thinks never have worked

[00:01:01] I wanted champagne and oysters

[00:01:04] Because that's the way I am

[00:01:06] You gave me vimto tinned carrots

[00:01:10] And spam

[00:01:13] Rapport's a thing you just can't manufacture

[00:01:17] You had your pin up girl I couldn't match her

[00:01:20] I didn't want to it was Mrs thatcher

[00:01:23] Things would never have worked

[00:01:26] I wanted love to come and knock our blocks off

[00:01:30] But even venus takes her card and clocks off

[00:01:32] Your idea of foreplay was to take your socks off

[00:01:36] Thinks never have worked

[00:01:39] I wanted moonlight and roses

[00:01:42] And all that silly tosh

[00:01:44] You wanted gerbils a whippet

[00:01:48] A wash

[00:01:52] I wanted love poems but you couldn't write them

[00:01:56] My ear lobes nibbled but you wouldn't bite them

[00:01:59] You'd only fart and then attempt to light them

[00:02:03] Thinks never have worked

[00:02:09] We're not compatible

[00:02:11] Let's not get blue dear

[00:02:13] At least we see each other's point of view dear

[00:02:17] I like big hunky men and so do you dear

[00:02:21] Thinks never have worked

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