《Poisoning Pigeons In The Park》歌词

[00:00:01] I'd like to take you now on

[00:00:03] Wings of song as it were

[00:00:05] And try and help you forget

[00:00:07] Perhaps for a while

[00:00:08] Your drab wretched lives

[00:00:12] Here is a song all about

[00:00:14] Springtime in general

[00:00:15] And in particular about

[00:00:16] One of the many delightful

[00:00:17] Pastimes that the coming

[00:00:19] Of spring affords us all

[00:00:28] Spring is here

[00:00:29] A suh puh ring is here

[00:00:31] Life is skittles and life is beer

[00:00:34] I think the loveliest time

[00:00:36] Of the year is the spring

[00:00:38] I do don't you Course you do

[00:00:41] But there's one thing

[00:00:42] That makes spring complete for me

[00:00:45] And makes every Sunday

[00:00:47] A treat for me

[00:00:51] All the world seems in tune

[00:00:54] On a spring afternoon

[00:00:55] When we're poisoning

[00:00:57] Pigeons in the park

[00:01:02] Every Sunday you'll see

[00:01:04] My sweetheart and me

[00:01:05] As we poison the

[00:01:06] Pigeons in the park

[00:01:11] When they see us coming

[00:01:13] The birdies all try an' hide

[00:01:16] But they still go for peanuts

[00:01:17] When coated with cyanide

[00:01:20] The sun's shining bright

[00:01:22] Everything seems all right

[00:01:23] When we're poisoning

[00:01:25] Pigeons in the park

[00:01:33] We've gained notoriety

[00:01:35] And caused much anxiety

[00:01:36] In the Audubon Society

[00:01:38] With our games

[00:01:40] They call it impiety

[00:01:41] And lack of propriety

[00:01:43] And quite a variety

[00:01:45] Of unpleasant names

[00:01:47] But it's not against any religion

[00:01:50] To want to dispose of a pigeon

[00:01:55] So if Sunday you're free

[00:01:59] Why don't you come with me

[00:02:00] And we'll poison the

[00:02:02] Pigeons in the park

[00:02:06] And maybe we'll do

[00:02:07] In a squirrel or two

[00:02:08] While we're poisoning

[00:02:09] Pigeons in the park

[00:02:15] We'll murder them all

[00:02:17] Amid laughter and merriment

[00:02:19] Except for the few

[00:02:21] We take home to experiment

[00:02:24] My pulse will be quickenin'

[00:02:25] With each drop of strych'nine

[00:02:27] We feed to a pigeon

[00:02:28] It just takes a smidgin

[00:02:30] To poison a pigeon in the park

[00:02:33] Poisoning Pigeons in the Park - Tom Lehrer