《Press Conference(Explicit)》歌词

[00:03:36] Press Conference - Chris Rock

[00:03:36] Hello Ladies and Gentlemen

[00:03:36] I'm Hally Neilson from BTT Television

[00:03:36] And tonight is the night we've all waited for

[00:03:36] Tonight, I bring you

[00:03:36] My exclusive interview with OJ Simpson

[00:03:36] And as an added bonus guest

[00:03:36] Good friend of his Ike Turner has come to join him

[00:03:36] Now let's start

[00:03:36] OJ, can you tell everyone where your from?

[00:03:36] Straight Outta Compton (Straight Outta Compton - NWA)

[00:03:36] And when you got rich where did you move?

[00:03:36] Straight Outta Compton (Straight Outta Compton - NWA)

[00:03:36] Ike, where are you from?

[00:03:36] Brooklyn Zoo (Ol' Dirty Bastard - Brooklyn Zoo)

[00:03:36] Now Ike it seems that OJ has stolen alot of your thunder

[00:03:36] With the domestic violence issue

[00:03:36] How do you rate yourself?

[00:03:36] I'm the King (Hit It Run - Run DMC)

[00:03:36] Now OJ I know your in therapy but

[00:03:36] When was the last time you actually hit Nicole?

[00:03:36] 1989 (Fight the Power - Public Enemy)

[00:03:36] And what did she say?

[00:03:36] Whoo ha, Whoo ha (Whoo Ha - Busta Rhymes)

[00:03:36] OJ, what first attracted you to Nicole?

[00:03:36] I like big butts and I cannot lie (Baby Got Back - Sir Mix a Lot)

[00:03:36] What was she wearing?

[00:03:36] Pumps and a bump, pumps and a bump, we like the girls with the pumps and a bump (Pumps and a Bump - MC Hammer)

[00:03:36] Now OJ, this is the question all my viewers want an answer to

[00:03:36] OJ, why did you run?

[00:03:36] Murder was the case that they gave me (Murder Was the Case - Snoop Doggy Dogg)

[00:03:36] So your in the back of the Bronco

[00:03:36] Gun to your head

[00:03:36] Just my own curiosity but what was AC saying?

[00:03:36] Don't, don't, don't, don't (Don't Believe the Hype - Public Enemy)

[00:03:36] Now OJ of course you know that alot of people are upset that you're a free man

[00:03:36] What about Haraldo, what do you have to say to Haraldo?

[00:03:36] I'm gonna knock you out, mama said knock you out (Mama Said Knock You Out - LL Cool J)

[00:03:36] And what about Nicole

[00:03:36] Do you still think about Nicole?

[00:03:36] When I'm alone in my room Sometimes I stare at the wall And in the back of my mind I hear my conscious call (I Need Love - LL Cool J)

[00:03:36] Now, if you'll excuse me OJ

[00:03:36] Let's just move to Ike for a moment

[00:03:36] Now when you married Tina

[00:03:36] And you delivered your vows

[00:03:36] Certainly you said something I'm sure that was wonderful and loving and beautiful

[00:03:36] What are some of the things that you said?

[00:03:36] I keep my foot in your a** and wouldn't give a f**k Get out her pocket, b**ch you gettin' beat up (All My B**ches Are Gone - Too Short)

[00:03:36] Now certainly Ike you can't be all bad

[00:03:36] What was your childhood like?

[00:03:36] I used to have alot of b**ches (All My B**ches Are Gone - Too Short)

[00:03:36] Now OJ there was a mountain of evidence against you

[00:03:36] Including a footprint

[00:03:36] What kind of shoes were you wearing?

[00:03:36] My Adidas (My Adidas - Run DMC)

[00:03:36] Now Johnnie Cochran of course we know that he came up with the wacky little slogan

[00:03:36] "If it doesn't fit, you must acquit"

[00:03:36] Now are there any other silly slogans that he brought to your attention?

[00:03:36] Too legit, too legit to quit (Too Legit To Quit - MC Hammer)

[00:03:36] Now how do you feel about the LAPD?

[00:03:36] F**k the police (F**k the Police - NWA)

[00:03:36] Now what was the most

[00:03:36] Polite thing that Mark Fuhrman ever said to you?

[00:03:36] Nigger n****r n****r n****r n****r Nigger, please (Niggaz 4 Life -NWA)

[00:03:36] Now OJ, certainly you never took the stand

[00:03:36] But had you taken the stand

[00:03:36] What would you have said?

[00:03:36] Give me something you can't understand Or I can just k**l a man (How I Could Just k**l a Man - Cypress Hill)

[00:03:36] Did you just admit to the crime?

[00:03:36] Don't quote me boy, cuz I ain't sayin sh*t (Boyz-N-the-Hood - Eazy E)

[00:03:36] Now OJ, Ike were about to wrap this up right here

[00:03:36] Do you have any last words?

[00:03:36] See you at the crossroads, crossroads, crossroads (repeated until end) (Crossroad - Bone Thugs N Harmony)