《My Name Is》歌词

[00:00:00] My Name Is - Original Cartel

[00:00:02] Hi my name is my name is

[00:00:05] My name is Slim Shady

[00:00:07] Hi my name is my name is

[00:00:10] My name is Slim Shady

[00:00:12] Ahem excuse me

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[00:00:16] My name is Slim Shady

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[00:00:21] My name is Slim Shady

[00:00:23] Hi kids do you like violence

[00:00:26] Wanna see me stick Nine Inch Nails

[00:00:28] Through each one of my eyelids

[00:00:29] Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did

[00:00:32] Try 'cid and get f**ked up worse that my life is

[00:00:35] My dead brain's weight I'm head tryin' straightto get my

[00:00:37] But I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate

[00:00:41] And Dr Dre said "Slim Shady you a basehead"

[00:00:43] Uh uhh So why's your face red Man you wasted

[00:00:46] Well since age twelve I've felt like I'm someone else

[00:00:48] 'Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt

[00:00:51] Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's tits off

[00:00:53] And smacked her so hard

[00:00:55] I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross

[00:00:56] I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my a**

[00:00:59] Faster than a fat b**ch who sat down too fast

[00:01:02] SlutC'mere

[00:01:02] (Shady wait a minute that's my girl dog)

[00:01:05] I don't give a f**k God sent me to piss the world off

[00:01:08] Hi my name is my name is

[00:01:11] My name is Slim Shady

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[00:01:27] My name is Slim Shady

[00:01:30] My English teacher wanted to flunk me in junior high

[00:01:32] Thanks a lot next semester I'll be thirty-five

[00:01:35] I smacked him in his face with an eraser

[00:01:37] Chased him with a stapler

[00:01:38] And stapled his nuts to a stack of papers

[00:01:41] Walked in the strip club had my jacket zipped up

[00:01:43] Flashed the bartender

[00:01:44] Then stuck my dick in the tip cup

[00:01:46] Over Extraterrestrial runnin' pedestrians

[00:01:48] In a spaceship while they screamin' at me

[00:01:51] "Let's just be friends"

[00:01:52] Ninety-nine percent of my life I was lied to

[00:01:54] I just found out my mom does more d**e than I do

[00:01:57] I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper

[00:02:00] Make a record about doin' *** and name it herafter

[00:02:03] You know you blew up when the women rush your stands

[00:02:05] And try to touch your hands like some screamin' Usher fans

[00:02:08] This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph

[00:02:11] So I signed it "Dear Dave

[00:02:12] Thanks for the support asshole"

[00:02:14] Hi my name is my name is

[00:02:17] My name is Slim Shady

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[00:02:23] My name is Slim Shady

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[00:02:28] My name is Slim Shady

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[00:02:34] My name is Slim Shady

[00:02:36] Stop the tape this kid needs to be locked away

[00:02:38] Dr Dre don't just stand there operate

[00:02:41] I'm not ready to leave it's too scary to die

[00:02:43] I'll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive

[00:02:47] Am I comin' or goin' I can barely decide

[00:02:50] I just drank a fifth of vodka dare me to drive

[00:02:53] All my life I was very deprived

[00:02:55] I ain't had a woman in years and my palms are too hairy to hide

[00:02:58] Incredible Clothes Hulkripped like the

[00:03:00] I spit when I talk I'll f**k anything that walks

[00:03:03] When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits

[00:03:06] How you gonna breast feed me mom

[00:03:08] You ain't got no tits

[00:03:09] I lay awake and strap myself in the bed

[00:03:12] Put a bulletproof vest on and shoot myself in the head

[00:03:14] I'm steamin' mad

[00:03:16] And by the way when you see my dad

[00:03:18] Tell him that I slit his throat in this dream I had

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[00:03:23] My name is Slim Shady

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[00:03:29] My name is Slim Shady

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[00:03:34] My name is Slim Shady

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[00:03:40] My name is Slim Shady