《THE GREAT WHITE SHARK SONG》歌词

[00:00:00] THE GREAT WHITE SHARK SONG - ANDY BRANDY CASAGRANDE IV

[00:00:04] Composed by：ANDY BRANDY CASAGRANDE IV

[00:00:10] If I was a great white I wouldn't bite you

[00:00:13] But I'd swim right next to you

[00:00:17] If I was a great white I wouldn't bite you

[00:00:20] But I'd swim right next to you

[00:00:22] And ask you how you do

[00:00:25] Then you'd look at me and pull out a harpoon

[00:00:28] And try to shoot me

[00:00:30] Then I'd realize how f**king really hungry

[00:00:33] I am right now

[00:00:36] Sorry about your leg

[00:00:37] I'll be back in a while

[00:00:38] For the rest

[00:00:41] Don't stress

[00:00:42] My sister will be back to clean up this mess

[00:00:46] Relax kick back

[00:00:49] It's only a great white shark attack

[00:00:53] Rrrrah

[00:01:01] If I was a great white I wouldn't bite you

[00:01:04] But I'd swim right next to you

[00:01:08] If I was a great white I wouldn't bite you

[00:01:11] But I'd swim right next to you

[00:01:13] 'Cause sharks like surfing too

[00:01:16] You'd paddle out

[00:01:17] Chasing the fat sets

[00:01:19] And pushing the sunset

[00:01:21] Then I'd realize

[00:01:22] I've never seen a seal so fat and slow

[00:01:26] Sorry about your arm

[00:01:28] I just didn't know

[00:01:29] Think fast swim back

[00:01:33] You still look like a seal

[00:01:35] Your wetsuit so black and red

[00:01:41] Great white sharks dive 4000 feet

[00:01:44] Swim across the world

[00:01:46] D**n isn't that deep

[00:01:48] 40 million years

[00:01:50] And they haven't changed

[00:01:51] Apex predator survival is the game

[00:01:58] Ambush style is how they hunt

[00:02:01] 7 rows of teeth lorenzini in the front

[00:02:04] Oh I love the great white shark

[00:02:07] Their bellies are white

[00:02:09] And the rest is dark

[00:02:11] And if I might just happen to be

[00:02:15] A great white shark named A B C

[00:02:18] Oh you know I wouldn't bite you

[00:02:21] Know if I was a great white I wouldn't bite you

[00:02:25] But I'd swim right next to you

[00:02:28] If I was a great white I wouldn't bite you

[00:02:32] But I'd swim right next to you

[00:02:33] 'Cause it's my ocean too

[00:02:36] So please keep it clean

[00:02:37] 'Cause I can be f**king mean

[00:02:39] And I got sharp teeth

[00:02:41] And if I realize that you don't care about the sea

[00:02:46] Well that means you don't care about me

[00:02:49] Oh well that's fine

[00:02:52] I'll just bite you in f**king half this time

[00:02:56] Yeah if I was a great white yeah

[00:03:03] If I was a great white shark

[00:03:09] Rrrrah