《I’m My Own Grandpa》歌词

[00:00:00] I'm My Own Grandpa - Lonzo

[00:00:09] Now many many years ago

[00:00:11] When I was twenty-three

[00:00:13] I was married to a widow

[00:00:15] Who was pretty as can be

[00:00:18] This widow had a grown-up daughter

[00:00:20] Who had hair of red

[00:00:22] My father fell in love with her

[00:00:24] And soon the two were wed

[00:00:26] This made my dad my son-in-law

[00:00:28] And changed my very life

[00:00:30] My daughter was my mother

[00:00:32] 'Cause she was my father's wife

[00:00:34] To complicate the matter

[00:00:36] Even though it brought me joy

[00:00:39] I soon became the father

[00:00:40] Of a bouncing baby boy

[00:00:43] My little baby then became

[00:00:45] A brother-in-law to Dad

[00:00:47] And so became my uncle

[00:00:49] Though it made me very sad

[00:00:51] For if he was my uncle

[00:00:53] Then that also made him brother

[00:00:55] Of the widow's grown-up daughter

[00:00:57] Who of course is my step-mother

[00:01:00] I'm my own grandpa

[00:01:04] I'm my own grandpa

[00:01:08] It sounds funny I know

[00:01:10] But it really is so

[00:01:12] Oh I'm my own grandpa

[00:01:25] While father's wife then had a son

[00:01:27] Who kept them on the run

[00:01:29] And he became my grandchild

[00:01:31] For he was my daughter's son

[00:01:33] My wife is now my mother's mother

[00:01:35] And it makes me blue

[00:01:37] Because although she is my wife

[00:01:39] She's my grandmother too

[00:01:41] Now if my wife is my grandmother

[00:01:44] Then I'm her grandchild

[00:01:45] And every time I think of it

[00:01:48] It nearly drives me wild

[00:01:50] For now I have become

[00:01:51] The strangest case you ever saw

[00:01:54] As husband of my grandma

[00:01:56] I am my own grandpa

[00:01:58] You said it

[00:01:58] I am my own grandpa

[00:02:03] I am my own grandpa

[00:02:06] It sounds funny I know

[00:02:08] But it really is so

[00:02:10] Oh I am my own grandpa