《Two Time Slim》歌词

[00:00:00] Two Time Slim - Snatch/The Poontangs

[00:00:07] Yeah

[00:00:16] Say baby

[00:00:17] Do you know who I am

[00:00:20] I'm Bam Bim

[00:00:22] Two Time Slim

[00:00:25] The High Sheriff said

[00:00:25] From Hell

[00:00:28] I'm the motherf**ker that rode zigzag lightnin'

[00:00:31] Down the middle of the Panama Canal

[00:00:36] I'm known from the coast of Maine to the coast of Spain

[00:00:40] You can look on the Golden Gate Bridge

[00:00:43] And see my goddamn name

[00:00:49] I was converted with two 45s on my side

[00:00:53] And baptised in a barrel of butcher knives

[00:00:56] The stains of all those whip cane mark my hide

[00:01:01] A rattlesnake bit me

[00:01:02] And that motherf**ker crawled off and died

[00:01:06] I hunt trouble every day of my life

[00:01:09] Of peace and quiet I do despise

[00:01:15] You see baby

[00:01:17] I'm 48 inches across my chest

[00:01:20] And don't fear a goddamn thing between life and death

[00:01:25] I'm the baddest motherf**ker you've ever seen

[00:01:29] I'm worse than a bucket nightmare in a midnight dream

[00:01:34] You see

[00:01:34] Everything that I do is wrong

[00:01:37] If I go to the store I stay too long

[00:01:41] If I bring back butter I should have got lard

[00:01:45] When I get ready to f**k

[00:01:46] My dick ain't hard

[00:01:51] But don't play me cheap 'cause I'm skinnin' and grinnin'

[00:01:53] And doing my little laugh

[00:01:56] 'Cause I'm the kinda cocksucker to start

[00:01:57] An uprisin' in a motherf**ker's a**

[00:02:02] Yeah

[00:02:04] I might as well get shitty

[00:02:05] Right down to the bone

[00:02:08] You know I beat three murder cases

[00:02:10] 'Fore I was grown

[00:02:14] I carry a 38 special built on a 45 frame

[00:02:18] It shoots tombstone bullets ball and chain

[00:02:23] I sing graveyard songs and I ain't lyin'

[00:02:27] I'm a bad motherf**ker and I don't mind dyin'

[00:02:32] I bolted down lightnin' and captured thunder

[00:02:36] I've done some sh*t that made the whole world wonder

[00:02:41] During the war the army laid down their guns

[00:02:44] And I won the fight

[00:02:46] I've been known to eat a wild gorilla

[00:02:48] From asshole to appetite

[00:02:52] Among the 'hos you might hear my name ring

[00:02:56] But a b**ch with a head shaped

[00:02:57] Like a four way cold tablet

[00:02:59] Liable to say any goddamn thing

[00:03:02] You know when I go home

[00:03:04] I have to walk 44 miles of barbed wire

[00:03:08] When I dressed go out

[00:03:09] I wear a cobra snake for a necktie

[00:03:13] My house is high on a cliff

[00:03:15] And it hangs over the edge

[00:03:17] And it's made out of human skulls

[00:03:22] And if I don't start some sh*t

[00:03:23] And kick 20 bad asses 'fore noon

[00:03:25] My whole day seems kinda dull

[00:03:31] Yeah

[00:03:40] The drink I like best is hydrochloric acid

[00:03:44] And I keep me some around

[00:03:48] I pissed next to a fireproof bomb shelter

[00:03:50] And burnt that motherf**ker down

[00:03:56] But I want you to excuse me

[00:03:58] For being so bold

[00:04:01] But I'm the type of son-of-a-b**ch

[00:04:02] That crawl over fifty good pussies

[00:04:03] To get to one fat boy's asshole

[00:04:12] You see when I was young

[00:04:14] And in my prime

[00:04:16] I could catch a 'ho any old time

[00:04:22] Now I'm old and grey and very cold

[00:04:25] And I can't get a b**ch to save my soul

[00:04:30] So up to it down to it

[00:04:32] Damn the man that won't do it

[00:04:35] But he'll run his nasty hands through it

[00:04:37] Ought to be tied to it and made to do it

[00:04:40] 'Cause he ain't used to it

[00:04:44] I'm Bam Bim

[00:04:47] Two Time Slim