《The Hostess with the Mostes’》歌词

[00:00:00] The Hostess with the Mostes' - Ethel Merman (艾索尔·摩曼)

[00:00:05] I was born on a thousand acres of Oklahoma land

[00:00:11] Nothing grew on the thousand acres for it was gravel and sand

[00:00:16] One day father started digging in a field

[00:00:19] Hoping to find some soil

[00:00:22] He dug and he dug and what do you think

[00:00:25] Oil oil oil

[00:00:30] The money rolled in and I rolled out

[00:00:33] With a fortune piled so high

[00:00:36] Washington was my destination

[00:00:39] And now who am I

[00:00:44] I'm the chosen party giver

[00:00:47] For the White House clientele

[00:00:49] And they know that I deliver

[00:00:52] What it takes to make 'em gel

[00:00:55] And in Washington I'm known by one and all

[00:01:00] As the hostess with the mostest on the ball

[00:01:06] They would go to Elsa Maxwell

[00:01:09] When they had an axe to grind

[00:01:12] They could always grind their axe well

[00:01:14] At the parties she designed

[00:01:17] Now the hatchet grinders all prefer to call

[00:01:22] On the hostess with the mostest on the ball

[00:01:28] I've a great big bar and good caviar

[00:01:30] Yes the best that can be found

[00:01:33] And a large amount in my bank account

[00:01:36] When election time comes round

[00:01:39] If you're feeling presidential

[00:01:41] You can make it yes indeed

[00:01:44] There are just three things essential

[00:01:47] Let me tell you all you need

[00:01:49] Is an ounce of wisdom and a pound of gall

[00:01:55] And the hostess with the mostest on the ball

[00:02:01] Entertaining vodka drinkers

[00:02:03] Is a job they give to me

[00:02:06] Making nice guys out of stinkers

[00:02:08] Seems to be my cup of tea

[00:02:11] What they really need behind the iron wall

[00:02:16] Is the hostess with the mostest on the ball

[00:02:22] There's a book of regulations

[00:02:24] As to who sits next to who

[00:02:27] But there might be complications

[00:02:30] When the blue blood's not so blue

[00:02:32] So the priestess with the leastest protocol

[00:02:37] Is the hostess with the mostest on the ball

[00:02:43] An ambassador has just reached the shore

[00:02:46] He's a man of many loves

[00:02:48] An important gent from the Orient

[00:02:51] To be handled with kid gloves

[00:02:53] He can come and let his hair down ooh

[00:02:56] Have the best time of his life

[00:02:59] Even bring his new affair down

[00:03:01] Introduce her as his wife

[00:03:04] But she mustn't leave her panties in the hall

[00:03:09] Of the priestess with the leastest

[00:03:12] Nor the hostess with the mostest

[00:03:15] With the mostest on the ball