《Gaston》歌词

[00:00:00] Gaston (加斯顿) - The Academy Allstars

[00:00:04] Who does she think she is

[00:00:05] That girl has tangled with the wrong man

[00:00:08] No one says "no" to Gaston

[00:00:10] Heh heh Darn right

[00:00:12] Dismissed Rejected Publicly humiliated

[00:00:15] Why it's more than I can bear

[00:00:17] More beer

[00:00:18] What for Nothing helps I'm disgraced

[00:00:22] Who you Never Gaston you've got to pull yourself together

[00:00:29] Gosh it disturbs me to see you Gaston

[00:00:32] Looking so down in the dumps

[00:00:36] Every guy here'd love to be you Gaston

[00:00:39] Even when taking your lumps

[00:00:42] There's no man in town as admired as you

[00:00:46] You're everyone's favorite guy

[00:00:49] Everyone's awed and inspired by you

[00:00:52] And it's not very hard to see why

[00:01:00] No one's slick as Gaston

[00:01:04] No one's quick as Gaston

[00:01:06] No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston

[00:01:09] For there's no man in town half as manly

[00:01:13] Perfect a pure paragon

[00:01:16] You can ask any Tom Dick or Stanley

[00:01:19] And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on

[00:01:25] No one's been like Gaston

[00:01:29] A king pin like Gaston

[00:01:31] No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Gaston

[00:01:34] As a specimen yes I'm intimidating

[00:01:38] My what a guy that Gaston

[00:01:41] Give five hurrahs

[00:01:43] Give twelve hip-hips

[00:01:44] Gaston is the best

[00:01:46] And the rest is all drips

[00:01:50] No one fights like Gaston

[00:01:53] Douses lights like Gaston

[00:01:55] In a wrestling match nobody bites like Gaston

[00:01:58] For there's no one as burly and brawny

[00:02:02] As you see I've got biceps to spare

[00:02:05] Not a bit of him's scraggly or scrawny

[00:02:07] That's right

[00:02:08] And every last inch of me's covered with hair

[00:02:12] No one hits like Gaston

[00:02:13] Matches wits like Gaston

[00:02:15] In a spitting match nobody spits like Gaston

[00:02:18] I'm especially good at expectorating

[00:02:22] Ten points for Gaston

[00:02:25] When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs

[00:02:28] Every morning to help me get large

[00:02:32] And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs

[00:02:35] So I'm roughly the size a of barge

[00:02:42] No one shoots like Gaston

[00:02:46] Makes those beauts like Gaston

[00:02:48] Then goes tromping around wearing boots like Gaston

[00:02:51] I use antlers in all of my decorating

[00:02:55] Say it again

[00:02:56] Who's a man among men

[00:02:58] And then say it once more

[00:03:00] Who's the hero next door

[00:03:01] Who's a super success

[00:03:03] Don't you know

[00:03:04] Can't you guess

[00:03:04] Ask his fans and his five hangers-on

[00:03:08] There's just one guy in town who's got all of it down

[00:03:15] And his name's G-A-S-T-

[00:03:20] G-A-S-T-E-

[00:03:23] G-A-S-T-O-

[00:03:26] Oh

[00:03:27] Gaston