《Property Quiz》歌词

[00:00:07] All the secrets we have shared have moved to a couple better paired

[00:00:14] So if he impales himself on javelin or spike

[00:00:22] I will try my best to be the perfect lookalike

[00:00:29] And if he wants to be smart and enter a property quiz

[00:00:37] Every w**d in the garden's mine but the lawnmower's his

[00:00:43] Every w**d in the garden's mine but the lawnmower's his

[00:00:49] And if his manhood needs the help of scaffold or even a winch

[00:00:57] I will gladly supplement that extra little inch

[00:01:04] And if it ever reaches tie-break at the property quiz

[00:01:11] If they've got my fingerprints on they're my tits and fanny not his

[00:01:18] If they've got my fingerprints on they're mine not his

[00:01:26] Now you've found someone new may I watch him do what I used to do

[00:01:32] So if he dies an ugly death or even if he faints

[00:01:40] I'll be there at the window with my face pressed up against

[00:01:46] Maybe I shouted too loud maybe you were blissfully deaf

[00:01:53] But I hope he's a better sport than he was a ref

[00:02:01] I hope he's a better sport than he was a ref

[00:02:06] And if his manhood needs the help of scaffold or even a winch

[00:02:15] I will gladly supplement that extra little inch

[00:02:22] And if it ever reaches tie-break at the property quiz

[00:02:29] If they've got my fingerprints on they're my tits and fanny not his

[00:02:36] If they've got my fingerprints on they're mine not his

[00:02:43] I hope he likes to fly and is a good host to every guest

[00:02:51] 'Cause there's less chance of dying in a crash than being bored to death

[00:02:57] Yes there's less chance of dying in a crash than being bored to death

[00:03:02] And if his manhood needs the help of scaffold or even a winch

[00:03:12] I will gladly supplement that extra little inch

[00:03:19] And if it ever reaches tie-break at the property quiz

[00:03:22] If they've got my fingerprints on they're my tits and fanny not his

[00:03:33] If they've got my fingerprints on they're mine not his

[00:03:39] Now you've found someone new