《(The Legend Of) Miss Baltimore Crabs》歌词

[00:00:00] (The Legend Of) Miss Baltimore Crabs - Musical Mania

[00:00:04] Well I brought my own '45s

[00:00:05] So if you put 'em on

[00:00:06] I'll show you my stuff

[00:00:07] Haven't you already shown us enough

[00:00:09] An ha

[00:00:11] Oh my god how times have changed

[00:00:14] This girl's either blind or completely deranged

[00:00:17] But time seemed to halt

[00:00:19] When I was miss baltimore crabs

[00:00:24] Childhood dreams for me were cracked

[00:00:27] When that damn shirley temple stole my freakin' act

[00:00:31] But the crown's in the vault

[00:00:32] From when I was miss baltimore crabs

[00:00:37] Those poor runner ups might still hold some grudges

[00:00:41] They padded their cups but I screwed the judges

[00:00:44] Those broads thought they'd win if a plate they would spin

[00:00:47] In their dance ah not a chance

[00:00:51] 'Cause I hit the stage batons ablaze

[00:00:54] While belting high c's and preparing souffles

[00:00:57] With that triple somersault

[00:00:59] Was how I clinched miss baltimore crabs

[00:01:03] Proceed are you scared we're on live

[00:01:06] No I'm sure I can cope

[00:01:07] Well this show isn't broadcast

[00:01:09] In cinemascope

[00:01:11] I never drank one chocolate malt

[00:01:13] No no desserts for miss baltimore crabs

[00:01:18] How many sweaters do you own

[00:01:19] Well I'm sure I've got plenty

[00:01:21] Let me see I have three five

[00:01:24] Wait I have twenty

[00:01:25] I would say oy gevalt'

[00:01:27] If I wasn't miss baltimore crabs

[00:01:31] A tycoon I wed so cuddly and funny

[00:01:35] The old fart dropped dead but left tons of money

[00:01:38] So I bought this station so all of the nation could see

[00:01:43] Baby amber and me

[00:01:45] Do you dance like you dress

[00:01:47] Amber there's no need to be cruel

[00:01:48] Would you swim in an integrated pool

[00:01:51] I sure would I'm all for integration it's the new frontier

[00:01:55] Not in baltimore it isn't and may I be frank

[00:01:58] First impressions can be tough

[00:02:00] And when I saw you I knew it

[00:02:01] If your size weren't enough

[00:02:03] Your last answer just blew it

[00:02:05] And so my dear so short and stout

[00:02:08] You'll never be in so we're kicking you out

[00:02:12] You can't get past me kid but it isn't your fault

[00:02:15] It's hard to get rid of miss baltimore crabs

[00:02:25] En ha ha

[00:02:27] Oh you may go oh thank you

[00:02:31] Gee tracy that went well

[00:02:36] Hello may I please audition

[00:02:38] No but you can bow and exalt

[00:02:41] Case I'm miss baltimore crabs crabs crabs crabs