《There Is Life Outside Your Apartment》歌词

[00:00:00] There Is Life Outside Your Apartment - John Tartaglia

[00:00:00] Princeton

[00:00:00] Yeah

[00:00:01] Listen buddy nobody's seen ya for two weeks

[00:00:04] What's up with that

[00:00:05] I went to work for a temp agency

[00:00:07] And they fired me for being too

[00:00:09] Depressing on the phone

[00:00:10] I maxed out my cards I'm two months

[00:00:12] Behind in rent I totally messed up my personal life

[00:00:14] Oh and Brian

[00:00:15] I still haven't found my purpose

[00:00:17] All right Get off your a** and stop worrying

[00:00:19] Everyone's getting

[00:00:20] Together to mess around the city today

[00:00:22] Have fun

[00:00:23] When I say "everyone" that includes you

[00:00:26] There is life outside your apartment

[00:00:30] I know it's hard to conceive

[00:00:33] But there's life outside your apartment

[00:00:36] And you're only gonna see it if you leave

[00:00:39] There is cool sh*t to do

[00:00:41] But it can't come to you

[00:00:43] And who knows dude

[00:00:44] You might even score

[00:00:46] There is life outside your apartment

[00:00:50] But you've got to open the door

[00:00:52] No thanks I'm staying in

[00:00:54] Don't tell me I gotta force you

[00:00:55] Sorry

[00:00:56] All right everyone He's resisting

[00:01:00] There is life outside

[00:01:02] There is life outside

[00:01:03] There is life outside

[00:01:06] There is life outside

[00:01:08] Your apartment

[00:01:09] There's a pigeon squashed on the street

[00:01:12] Eww

[00:01:13] There's a girl passing by

[00:01:14] No I think it's a guy

[00:01:16] And a homeless man who only wants

[00:01:18] To buy something to eat

[00:01:20] Sorry Can't help you

[00:01:22] We could go to the zoo

[00:01:24] Pick up girls at NYU

[00:01:26] We could sit in the park smoking pot

[00:01:29] Or not

[00:01:29] There is life outside your apartment

[00:01:33] Well I guess I'll give it a shot

[00:01:40] There is life outside your apartment

[00:01:43] I know

[00:01:47] There is life outside your apartment

[00:01:50] I'm gonna jump

[00:01:52] Don't do it

[00:01:53] Okay

[00:01:53] There is cool sh*t to do

[00:01:55] But it can't come to you

[00:01:57] So come on

[00:01:58] Get out of the way asshole

[00:01:59] F**k you

[00:02:00] There is life outside your apartment

[00:02:03] Oh you never know what's around the bend

[00:02:07] You could win the lotto or make a friend

[00:02:15] Take her home to see your apartment

[00:02:22] Do you want to feel special

[00:02:24] Special

[00:02:25] I can see that you do

[00:02:28] Ooooh-wah

[00:02:28] Well I can make you feel special

[00:02:32] If you let me feel you

[00:02:34] She'll feel you

[00:02:36] Where's your pad

[00:02:37] Not too far

[00:02:38] We could call you a car

[00:02:40] We'll be fine thank you See ya

[00:02:42] Hope you don't get gonorrhea

[00:02:44] There's life outside your apartment

[00:02:48] But now it's time to go home

[00:02:49] There is life outside your apartment

[00:02:52] It's time to go home

[00:02:56] There is life outside your apartment

[00:03:00] But now it's time to go home

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