《International Jet Set(2002 Remaster)》歌词

[00:00:08] Good evening ladies and gentlemen

[00:00:10] This is your captain speaking

[00:00:12] Welcome aboard DC 10 flight number 1313

[00:00:15] We will be cruising at a height of 25000 feet

[00:00:18] At an air speed of 600 miles per hour

[00:00:21] Headphones will be provided

[00:00:22] By request for a varied program of in flight music

[00:00:25] Have a good flight

[00:01:19] Safety belts and sickness bags jet lag downer pills

[00:01:23] Duty free booze and fags make me feel ill

[00:01:28] A vapor trail from A to B away from normal sanity

[00:01:32] It all seems so absurd to me

[00:01:37] I've seen the carpets on the walls of hotels rooms around the world

[00:01:45] I never want to hear the screams

[00:01:50] Of the teenage girls in other people's dreams

[00:02:03] Spread the disease from the South China Sea

[00:02:11] To the beach hotel Malibu

[00:02:21] Phone my girlfriend to ask her how's her weekend

[00:02:29] I say hi Terry here and she says Terry who the hell are you

[00:02:54] The businessmen are having fun

[00:02:58] Are they on a different plane to me

[00:03:00] I've lost touch with reality they all seem so absurd to me

[00:03:05] Like well dressed chimpanzees

[00:03:16] Spend and spend and spend and spend

[00:03:20] Will the muzak never end

[00:05:07] Ladies and gentlemen this is your captain speaking

[00:05:10] Due to expected engine failures

[00:05:12] We will be forced to attempt an emergency landing

[00:05:15] Please remain seated extinguish all cigarettes and fasten safety belts

[00:05:19] Follow the emergency procedures laid out

[00:05:21] In the pamphlet located in front of your seats

[00:05:24] For normal breathing oxygen masks will be released

[00:05:27] From the compartment above your head

[00:05:29] Please remain calm

[00:05:30] And follow the instructions of your stewardess at all times

[00:05:33] This is a recording