《Auntie Maggie’s Remedy》歌词

[00:00:00] Auntie Maggie's Remedy - Geoge Formby

[00:00:08] Now there's all sorts of medicines that you can buy

[00:00:13] No matter what ailment You've got

[00:00:17] But I know a special one you ought to try

[00:00:21] Youll find it's the best of the lot

[00:00:25] It's my Auntie Maggies home made remedy

[00:00:29] It's guaranteed never to fail

[00:00:34] That's the stuff that will do the trick

[00:00:38] It's sold at every chemist for "one and a kick"

[00:00:42] Now if You've got lumbago rheumatics or gout

[00:00:45] Or a pain in your Robert E. Lee

[00:00:50] Don't kick up a shindy

[00:00:52] You'll never get windy with Auntie Maggies Remedy

[00:00:58] If you set your alarm clock for eight in the morning

[00:01:03] You're bound to wake up I'll agree

[00:01:07] But I'll bet you by heaven you'll wake up at seven

[00:01:11] With my Auntie Maggies Remedy

[00:01:15] In a young ladys bedroom I went by mistake

[00:01:19] My intentions were honest you see

[00:01:23] She shouted with laughter

[00:01:26] "I know what you're after

[00:01:28] It's my Auntie Maggies Remedy"

[00:01:32] Oh my Auntie Maggies home made remedy

[00:01:36] It's guaranteed never to fail

[00:01:41] That's the stuff that will do the trick

[00:01:44] It's sold at every chemist for "one and a kick"

[00:01:48] Now when the baby starts crying

[00:01:51] There's always a reason

[00:01:53] And if you inspect him you'll see

[00:01:57] The poor little chappy has covered his nappy

[00:02:01] With Auntie Maggies Remedy

[00:02:05] Now I went to a doctor I wasn't too well

[00:02:09] And he made me lie on a settee

[00:02:14] He said "there's trouble brewing

[00:02:16] You've been overdoing

[00:02:18] Your Auntie Maggies Remedy"

[00:02:22] Now I know a girl who was putting on weight

[00:02:26] In a spot where it just shouldn't be

[00:02:31] So I said to Nellie "Now you rub your ankle

[00:02:35] With Auntie Maggies Remedy"