《I Can’t Stand LA》歌词

[00:00:00] I Can't Stand L A - Bowling for Soup

[00:00:01] Well I love New York like everyone

[00:00:04] And I go to Las Vegas to Chill

[00:00:08] I like Denver Colorado cause it's so laid back

[00:00:11] And Chicago keeps it real

[00:00:15] I only leave Dallas when I have to but

[00:00:19] When I do I like Tulsa OK

[00:00:22] And I ain't got nothing against California

[00:00:26] But I can't stand LA

[00:00:30] Well Orlando Florida is humid but it's swell

[00:00:34] Austin and Nashville both freakin' rock (yes they do )

[00:00:37] And New Orleans is evil but it's part of the appeal

[00:00:41] You can gamble drink and swear until you drop

[00:00:45] The state of Ohio's been great to our band

[00:00:48] Along with Phili and Green Bay

[00:00:52] I got nothing but love for Hollywood

[00:00:56] But I can't stand LA

[00:01:00] I like Salt Lake City Portland Frisco Santa Fe

[00:01:03] Indianappolis and Hartford too

[00:01:05] Boise Memphis Souix Falls and of course KC

[00:01:10] Along with Pittsburg and Kalamazoo

[00:01:14] Atlanta is our home away from home and here's a shout out to Sauget

[00:01:23] And I wish my friends would leave that place

[00:01:27] 'Cause I can't stand LA

[00:01:32] Traffic Sucks

[00:01:33] No protected lefts

[00:01:35] Snooty f**ks

[00:01:37] Pollution fills the air

[00:01:39] Gang Fights

[00:01:39] $7 beers

[00:01:42] And the threat of breaking off into the sea

[00:01:45] (And now to give LA the benefit of the doubt)

[00:01:48] Jimmy Kimmel In and Out and great sushi

[00:01:52] And diversity everywhere

[00:01:56] Really hot chicks wearing next to nothing

[00:02:01] And the Santa Monica Pier

[00:02:07] Thank you for hair metal and the 84 olympics and for the BFS radio play

[00:02:14] But please don't take this personally

[00:02:17] No I'm happy to visit but I'm happier to leave

[00:02:22] And I guess what it is I'm trying to say is

[00:02:26] I can't stand LA