《King of Suede》歌词

[00:00:00] King Of Suede - "Weird Al" Yankovic

[00:00:16] There's a sale on our gabardine suits today

[00:00:24] They're all thirty percent off from yesterday

[00:00:31] There's Fortrel polyester leather wool and tweed

[00:00:39] Just a Visa or Mastercard is all you need

[00:00:47] We've got every color we've got ev'ry shade

[00:00:50] We're located next door to Willy's Fun Arcade

[00:00:54] We got every fabric that was ever made

[00:00:58] But I'm known in this city as the King of Suede

[00:01:04] We got portly and regular and extra-long

[00:01:09] Is my size up there

[00:01:12] We got tailors to fix it if it comes out wrong

[00:01:16] Is my size up there

[00:01:19] We got all kinds of sweatshirts you can take your pick

[00:01:23] Is my size up there

[00:01:26] With the collars ripped off like that Flashdance flick

[00:01:31] Is my size up there

[00:01:34] Our prices are low my staff is underpaid

[00:01:38] You can buy off the rack or have it custom made

[00:01:41] And it's all guaranteed to never shrink or fade

[00:01:45] 'Cause of my reputation as the King of Suede

[00:01:52] If you need a tuxedo for your junior prom

[00:01:56] Is my size up there

[00:01:59] We can get you the best one that's made in Taiwan

[00:02:03] Is my size up there

[00:02:07] We got jackets with patches on the elbows too

[00:02:11] Is my size up there

[00:02:14] And we'll sell 'em all factory-direct to you

[00:02:18] Is my size up there

[00:02:22] Well I never made it past the second grade

[00:02:25] It took all of my life for me to learn this trade

[00:02:29] But my friends are all thinking that I've got it made

[00:02:33] 'Cause I'm known the world over as the King of Suede

[00:02:37] There's a two-for-one sale on our three-piece suits

[00:02:41] Check out our suede pajamas and our suede-covered boots

[00:02:45] You can try on our suede underwear if you choose

[00:02:48] Do what you want but don't step on my blue suede shoes

[00:02:59] King of Suede

[00:03:06] Don't miss out on our giant liquidation sale

[00:03:11] Is my size up there

[00:03:14] Look for our color catalog in next week's mail

[00:03:18] Is my size up there

[00:03:21] There's a sale on our double-knit slacks today

[00:03:28] It's the same old sale as yesterday

[00:03:36] Thirty years in the same location I have stayed

[00:03:40] There I am right next door to Willy's Fun Arcade

[00:03:44] I got tough competition but I'm not afraid

[00:03:47] 'Cause it's my destiny to be the King of Suede

[00:03:54] King of Suede

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[00:04:02] King of Suede

[00:04:04] I'll always be King of Suede

[00:04:08] I'll always be King of Suede