《Property Quiz》歌词

[00:00:00] Property Quiz - Beautiful South

[00:00:08] All the secrets we have shared have moved to a couple better paired

[00:00:15] So if he impales himself on javelin or spike

[00:00:22] I will try my best to be the perfect lookalike

[00:00:30] And if he wants to be smart and enter a property quiz

[00:00:37] Every w**d in the garden's mine but the lawnmower's his

[00:00:44] Every w**d in the garden's mine but the lawnmower's his

[00:00:51] And if his manhood needs the help of scaffold or even a winch

[00:00:58] I will gladly supplement that extra little inch

[00:01:05] And if it ever reaches tie-break at the property quiz

[00:01:12] If they've got my fingerprints on they're my tits and fanny not his

[00:01:19] If they've got my fingerprints on they're mine not his

[00:01:26] Now you've found someone new may I watch him do what I used to do

[00:01:33] So if he dies an ugly death or even if he faints

[00:01:40] I'll be there at the window with my face pressed up against

[00:01:48] Maybe I shouted too loud maybe you were blissfully deaf

[00:01:55] But I hope he's a better sport than he was a ref

[00:02:02] I hope he's a better sport than he was a ref

[00:02:09] And if his manhood needs the help of scaffold or even a winch

[00:02:16] I will gladly supplement that extra little inch

[00:02:23] And if it ever reaches tie-break at the property quiz

[00:02:30] If they've got my fingerprints on they're my tits and fanny not his

[00:02:37] If they've got my fingerprints on they're mine not his

[00:02:44] I hope he likes to fly and is a good host to every guest

[00:02:51] 'Cause there's less chance of dying in a crash than being bored to death

[00:02:58] Yes there's less chance of dying in a crash than being bored to death

[00:03:06] And if his manhood needs the help of scaffold or even a winch

[00:03:13] I will gladly supplement that extra little inch

[00:03:20] And if it ever reaches tie-break at the property quiz

[00:03:27] If they've got my fingerprints on they're my tits and fanny not his

[00:03:34] If they've got my fingerprints on they're mine not his

[00:03:40] Now you've found someone new