《Trials and Tribulations》歌词

[00:00:00] Trials And Tribulations - Phish

[00:00:17] The swiss miss girl made her fortune

[00:00:19] Doing commercials on TV

[00:00:23] But easy come

[00:00:25] Easy go was her philosophy

[00:00:29] She spent all of her money

[00:00:32] She was searching for some cash

[00:00:35] So she went to her friend capt 'n crunch

[00:00:38] Whom she'd met at a hollywood bash

[00:00:43] The second that he saw her

[00:00:45] He said I bet you're in need

[00:00:47] Of some dough

[00:00:49] Perplexed and confused she asked him

[00:00:51] Oh but captain how did you know

[00:00:55] Laughingly he responded

[00:00:57] It was really just a lucky hunch

[00:01:00] With tears in her eyes she pleaded

[00:01:03] Will you help me out capt 'n crunch

[00:01:17] The trials and tribulations

[00:01:20] Of the swiss miss girl

[00:01:23] She's got a famous reputation

[00:01:26] And she's known throughout the world

[00:01:29] But life's no bed of roses

[00:01:32] She would change things if she could

[00:01:35] She plans to make a brand new start

[00:01:38] And move out of hollywood

[00:02:10] The captain now was grinning

[00:02:13] He felt he had her in the palm of his hand

[00:02:16] He said darlin' you're a penniless woman

[00:02:19] And I'm a wealthy man

[00:02:22] You know the rules of the game by now

[00:02:25] I'll scratch your back if you scratch mine

[00:02:28] He said let me take you out

[00:02:29] And we'll talk about this

[00:02:31] Over a bottle of wine

[00:02:35] The swiss miss girl was disgusted

[00:02:38] And she smacked him right in his face

[00:02:41] Then she took his hat

[00:02:42] And she stamped on that

[00:02:44] Just to put him in his place

[00:02:47] But the old man was persistent

[00:02:50] He would not be undaunted

[00:02:53] The more that he'd been taunted

[00:02:55] The more she turned him on

[00:03:03] Then the captain made a pass at the swiss miss girl

[00:03:06] Tryin' to show her his affection

[00:03:09] She screamed for help

[00:03:10] And when she did

[00:03:12] Mr clean me

[00:03:15] Came to her protection

[00:03:19] The trials and tribulations

[00:03:22] Of the swiss miss girl

[00:03:25] She's got a famous reputation

[00:03:28] And she's known throughout the world

[00:03:31] But life's no bed of roses

[00:03:33] She would change things if she could

[00:03:36] She plans to make a brand new start

[00:03:40] And move out of hollywood