《1942 Turkey In The Straw》歌词

[00:00:00] 1942 Turkey In The Straw - Carson J. Robison

[00:00:13] Oh adolf hiter grabbed a tail

[00:00:15] He hung right on with tooth and nail

[00:00:17] When he saw what he had then he began to swear

[00:00:19] On the end of that tail was a russian bear

[00:00:21] The old bear growled and started him to shake

[00:00:23] Adolf knew he'd made a mistake

[00:00:25] He tried to hang on then he tried to let go

[00:00:27] Now they have a new dance called hitler in the snow

[00:00:35] Oh i saw mussolini sitting on a log

[00:00:37] All puffed up like a great big frog

[00:00:39] I sneaked up close and stuck him with a wire

[00:00:42] He just went pffft like an old flat tire

[00:00:43] I took his hide and hung it on a tree

[00:00:46] The tree said hey don't do that to me

[00:00:47] So i took it on home to my mother-in-law

[00:00:49] She threw me outside with the turkey in the straw

[00:01:04] Oh a monkey and a baboon sittin' on a rail

[00:01:06] Feeling mighty bad and looking kind of pale

[00:01:08] A little yellow rat comes sneaking 'round the weed

[00:01:10] The monkey said look there's the guy we need

[00:01:12] The rat climbed up and they all begin to grin

[00:01:14] Long timer fella with whiskers on his chin

[00:01:16] He kicked that rail and he broke it with a crack

[00:01:18] And that was the last of the three-power pact

[00:01:28] Oh the frost is on the pumpkin and the potter's in the shop

[00:01:30] And the yanks are a moving and they pack an awful sock

[00:01:32] The sheep are in the meadow and the cows are in the corn

[00:01:35] There's gonna be a scrap just as sure as you're born

[00:01:37] Soldiers sailors pilots marines

[00:01:39] Tall ones short ones lots of in-betweens

[00:01:41] Powder in their gun and sand in their craw

[00:01:43] Stepping to the tune of turkey in the straw

[00:02:05] Oh swing your partner here we go

[00:02:07] To berlin rome and tokyo

[00:02:09] We'll put'em in a sack and give it a swish

[00:02:11] Throw'em in the river and kill all the fish

[00:02:13] Tie'em to a rope and give'em a swing

[00:02:16] Just like a monkey on the end of a swing

[00:02:18] Kick'em in the pants and sock'em in the jaw

[00:02:20] Teach'em how to dance ol' turkey in the straw

[00:02:30] Forehand's 'round and everybody shout

[00:02:32] Skunk in the woodpile gotta chase him out

[00:02:34] Adolf hiter bit off a chaw

[00:02:36] Jam it down his throat with turkey in the straw