《Ode De Toilet (The Toilet Song)》歌词

[00:00:00] Ode De Toilet (The Toilet Song) - Brad Paisley (布拉德·帕斯利)

[00:00:00] Written by：Brad Paisley/Gerry House

[00:00:25] She says not to buy her flowers

[00:00:31] Or big expensive gifts

[00:00:36] She says she don't want jwelery

[00:00:41] And she doesn't need another dress

[00:00:49] If I want to show her how much

[00:00:51] I adore her

[00:00:53] The best way that I've found

[00:01:00] Is to make sure when I'm finished

[00:01:04] I put that toilet seat down

[00:01:11] We've been to counseling

[00:01:14] To try and see the ways we could improve

[00:01:22] This thing between us

[00:01:25] And different ways to show each other

[00:01:28] I love you

[00:01:34] Forget about those getaway vacations

[00:01:38] To romantic coastal towns

[00:01:45] If you want to say I love you

[00:01:49] Then put that toilet seat down

[00:01:54] 'Cause in the middle of the night

[00:02:01] It's cold and it's dark

[00:02:06] And when I hear my name in vain

[00:02:11] I know I haven't done my part

[00:02:17] She just wants me to support her

[00:02:23] And the best way that I've found

[00:02:30] So with a gentle hand and a loving touch

[00:02:34] I put that toilet seat down

[00:03:15] I know it's kind of funny

[00:03:18] You can teach a little puppy

[00:03:21] But it's very hard to train a grown man

[00:03:26] When I'm all about my business

[00:03:29] And the path of least resistance

[00:03:32] She's the one that suffers in the end

[00:03:36] In the middle of the night

[00:03:42] It's cold and it's dark

[00:03:47] And when I hear my name in vain

[00:03:52] I know I haven't done my part

[00:03:58] She just wants me to support her

[00:04:04] And the best way that I've found

[00:04:11] So with a gentle hand and a loving touch

[00:04:15] I put that toilet seat down

[00:04:20] Down down