《Time Travelin’ Couch》歌词

[00:00:00] Time Travelin' Couch - Toothpick

[00:00:23] It takes five minutes for me to get to your house

[00:00:25] In no time at all on a time traveling couch

[00:00:28] It takes four minutes to figure out the date

[00:00:30] And I could take my time 'cause it can't be late

[00:00:33] It takes three minutes for me to get in your head

[00:00:35] When you start to unravel all this sh*t that I said

[00:00:38] It takes two minutes to call me back and say hell no

[00:00:41] And freeze like you banged the funny bone in your elbow

[00:00:43] In less than a minute I'll be all out of water

[00:00:45] And headed for the border with somebody's daughter

[00:00:48] It takes one second to check in and say hi

[00:00:51] After everything that happened no time goes by

[00:00:53] It's a dream machine everything you see

[00:00:56] And you could be whoever you choose to be

[00:00:58] Drive easy it's alright The time traveling couch will get you home in time

[00:01:05] My mom thought I ruined the couch to get back at her

[00:01:08] But I couldn't figure out the Flux Capaciter

[00:01:10] This is a vehicle of misperception

[00:01:12] F**ked around and accidentally saw my own conception

[00:01:15] One suggestion dude you better be sure

[00:01:18] I was at Manhattan Island's revolutionary war

[00:01:20] With murder on both shores I left in a hurry

[00:01:23] Saw Indians with corn on the cob and got worried

[00:01:25] I need to get back to reality just relax

[00:01:28] But a dude in a top hat keeps swinging an axe

[00:01:30] I never should have got mixed up with this damn couch

[00:01:33] Then I crashed through the roof I was back at my mom's house

[00:01:35] It's a dream machine everything you see

[00:01:38] And you could be whoever you choose to be

[00:01:40] Drive easy it's alright The time traveling couch will get you home in time

[00:01:46] It's a dream machine everything you see

[00:01:48] And you could be whoever you choose to be

[00:01:51] Drive easy it's alright The time traveling couch will get you home in time

[00:01:56] I wanna see Adam West Michael Knight and Bruce Banner

[00:01:58] And smoke Cuban Cigars with Fidel in Havana

[00:02:01] I wanna play yesterday's lotto so ring the bell

[00:02:04] And tell Baby Jessica's parents she's in the well

[00:02:06] I back Evacuate buildings of women and small children

[00:02:09] And tell everyone to listen to Nostradames's vision

[00:02:11] I go back to the future once every three days

[00:02:14] With optimus prime so I could sell it on ebay

[00:02:16] I went to Alcatraz got caught in a lock down so what now

[00:02:20] I'm writing letters to Doc Brown

[00:02:22] I made it out and saw the value of freedom

[00:02:24] And now that I'm back to right now I'm not leaving

[00:02:27] It's a dream machine everything you see

[00:02:29] And you could be whoever you choose to be

[00:02:32] Drive easy it's alright The time traveling couch will get you home in time

[00:02:37] It's a dream machine everything you see

[00:02:39] And you could be whoever you choose to be

[00:02:42] Drive easy it's alright The time traveling couch will get you home in time