《Auntie Maggie’s Remedy》歌词

[00:02:23] Formby Latta

[00:02:23] Now there's all sorts of medicines that you can buy

[00:02:23] No matter what ailment you've got

[00:02:23] But I know a special one you ought to try

[00:02:23] You'll find it's the best of the lot

[00:02:23] It's my Auntie Maggie's home made remedy it's guaranteed never to fail

[00:02:23] That's the stuff that will do the trick

[00:02:23] It's sold at every chemist for one and a kick

[00:02:23] Now if you've got lumbago rheumatics or gout or a pain in your Robert E Lee

[00:02:23] Don't kick up a shindy you'll never get windy with Auntie Maggie's Remedy

[00:02:23] If you set your alarm clock for eight in the morning

[00:02:23] You're bound to wake up I'll agree

[00:02:23] But I'll bet you by heaven you'll wake up at seven

[00:02:23] With my Auntie Maggie's Remedy

[00:02:23] In a young lady's bedroom I went by mistake

[00:02:23] My intentions were honest you see

[00:02:23] She shouted with laughter I know what you're after

[00:02:23] It's my Auntie Maggie's Remedy

[00:02:23] Oh my Auntie Maggie's home made remedy it's guaranteed never to fail

[00:02:23] That's the stuff that will do the trick

[00:02:23] It's sold at every chemist for one and a kick

[00:02:23] Now if you've got lumbago rheumatics or gout or a pain in your Robert E Lee

[00:02:23] Don't kick up a shindy you'll never get windy with Auntie Maggie's Remedy

[00:02:23] Now when the baby starts crying there's always a reason

[00:02:23] And if you inspect him you'll see

[00:02:23] The poor little chappy has covered his nappy

[00:02:23] With Auntie Maggie's Remedy

[00:02:23] Now I went to a doctor I wasn't too well

[00:02:23] And he made me lie on a settee

[00:02:23] He said There's trouble brewing you've been overdoing

[00:02:23] Your Auntie Maggie's Remedy

[00:02:23] Now I know a girl who was putting on weight

[00:02:23] In a spot where it just shouldn't be

[00:02:23] So I said to Nellie Now you rub your

[00:02:23] &#8211 Pause

[00:02:23] Ankle with Auntie Maggie's Remedy

[00:02:23] Now one day at the races the horse that I backed

[00:02:23] Could have won it was easy to see

[00:02:23] But the trainer said after it would have run faster

[00:02:23] With Auntie Maggie's Remedy &#8211 inside it's nosebag

[00:02:23] With Auntie Maggie's Remedy