《Grandpa’s Gonna Sue the Pants off of Santa》歌词

[00:00:00] Grandpa's Gonna Sue The Pants Offa' Santa - Dr. Elmo

[00:00:03] Written by：Elmo Earl Shropshire/Rita Abrams

[00:00:06] Know doubt you can remember grandma's passing

[00:00:12] That tragic mournful tail so often sung

[00:00:17] The prime suspect is one of santa's reindeer in the worlds

[00:00:22] Most famous case of hit and run

[00:00:27] One day wile grieving grandpa watched the TV

[00:00:32] He heard some advertising lawyers swear

[00:00:37] They'd win a multimillion dollar settlement

[00:00:41] And make his loss much easier to bier

[00:00:48] Grandpa's gonna sue the pants offa santa

[00:00:51] That's what grandpa's gonna do

[00:00:55] Grandpa's gonna sue the pants offa santa

[00:00:58] Cause grandma would have wanted him to

[00:01:02] Grandpa's gonna sue the pants offa santa

[00:01:05] He knows the law is on his side

[00:01:08] Grandpa's gonna sue the pants offa santa

[00:01:12] Santa's going for a ride

[00:01:17] Yesterday the judge arraigned the reindeer

[00:01:20] Rudolph was the first to take the stand

[00:01:23] They asked him for the truth about old santa rudy said

[00:01:27] He's just a fat and jolly man

[00:01:30] Now santa is before the prosecution

[00:01:33] He looks a little thinner on the stand

[00:01:37] And if they take away his flying license

[00:01:40] There won't be any christmas in the land

[00:01:44] Grandpa's gonna sue the pants offa santa that

[00:01:47] That's what grandpa's gonna do

[00:01:50] Grandpa's gonna sue the pants offa santa

[00:01:54] Cause grandma would have wanted him to

[00:01:57] Grandpa's gonna sue the pants offa santa

[00:02:00] He knows the law is on his side

[00:02:04] Grandpa's gonna sue the pants offa santa

[00:02:07] Santa's going for a ride

[00:02:12] Now santa and the reindeer wait for the vertices

[00:02:16] Delivered by a jury of their peers

[00:02:19] Six fat men with long and flowing whiskers

[00:02:22] And half a dozen poker faced reindeers

[00:02:26] Now grandpa gets a TV for his suffering

[00:02:29] And santa is declaring bankruptcy

[00:02:32] But listen closely and you'll hear

[00:02:34] The lawyers singing jingle bells as they collect their fee

[00:02:39] Grandpas gonna sue the pants offa santa

[00:02:43] That's what grandpas gonna do

[00:02:46] Grandpas gonna sue the pants offa santa

[00:02:49] Cause grandma would have wanted him to

[00:02:53] Grandpas gonna sue the pants offa santa

[00:02:56] He thought the law was on his side

[00:02:59] Grandpas gonna sue the pants offa santa

[00:03:03] Santa's going for a ride

[00:03:06] And grandpas riding by his side

[00:03:09] Cause the lawyers took him for a ride