《Threading Rap - A Song For Hairy Girls》歌词

[00:00:00] Threading Rap - A Song For Hairy Girls - Rasika Mathur

[00:00:11] First I was afraid

[00:00:12] I was petrified

[00:00:14] I used depilatory creams

[00:00:16] And then I'd cry

[00:00:17] Waxing was painful

[00:00:18] Bleaching was a sham

[00:00:20] Tweezing left me red

[00:00:22] I look like a man

[00:00:23] And then a gypsy woman

[00:00:24] Grabbed me by the hairy hand

[00:00:26] She showed me to how to thread

[00:00:27] And now I understand

[00:00:29] You don't rip

[00:00:30] You don't pluck

[00:00:31] You don't bleed

[00:00:33] You don't burn

[00:00:34] Burn mother father burn

[00:00:40] First you grab a spool of thread

[00:00:42] And two fingers on each hand

[00:00:43] Wrap around the thumb and

[00:00:45] Your index if you can

[00:00:46] Twist it around

[00:00:48] Like your doing chinese torture

[00:00:49] Oh I foresee some flossing

[00:00:51] In your future

[00:00:58] And then you move

[00:00:59] And then you slide

[00:01:01] And then you twist

[00:01:02] And then you wait

[00:01:03] And it don't burn mother father burn

[00:01:09] So for all the hairy women

[00:01:11] Who have the unibrow

[00:01:13] Let's get happy right now

[00:01:14] And thread that upper frown

[00:01:15] Cause if your mustache looks

[00:01:17] Better than your man's

[00:01:18] You've gotta wrap around the thumb

[00:01:20] And your index if you can

[00:01:27] And move slide twist and wait

[00:01:30] It's clean it's mean they look lean 'naw mean

[00:01:33] And it don't burn mother father burn

[00:01:40] Aww yeah 100% cotton y'all

[00:01:45] That's reserive talking about