《Michael in the Bathroom》歌词

[00:00:00] Michael in the Bathroom - Joe Iconis/George Salazar

[00:00:04] Composer：George Salazar/Joe Iconis

[00:00:09] I am hanging in the bathroom at the biggest party of the fall

[00:00:18] I could stay right here or disappear and nobody'd even notice at all

[00:00:33] I'm a creeper in a bathroom 'cause my buddy kinda left me alone

[00:00:42] But I'd rather fake pee than stand awkwardly

[00:00:46] Or pretend to check a text on my phone

[00:00:50] Everything felt fine when I was half of a pair

[00:00:59] Now through no fault of mine there's no other half there

[00:01:07] Now I'm just Michael in the bathroom

[00:01:12] Michael in the bathroom at a party

[00:01:18] Forget how long it's been

[00:01:20] I'm just Michael in the bathroom

[00:01:23] Michael in the bathroom at a party

[00:01:28] No you can't come in

[00:01:31] I'm waiting it out 'til it's time to leave

[00:01:36] And picking at grout as I softly grieve

[00:01:41] I'm just Michael who you don't know

[00:01:44] Michael flyin' solo Michael in the bathroom by himself

[00:01:51] Oh by himself

[00:01:56] I am hiding but he's out there

[00:02:00] Just ignoring all our history

[00:02:05] Memories get erased and I'll get replaced

[00:02:09] With a newer cooler version of me

[00:02:13] And I hear a drunk girl sing along to Whitney through the door

[00:02:19] I wanna dance with somebody

[00:02:21] And my feelings sink 'cause it makes me think

[00:02:25] Now there's no one to make fun of drunk girls with anymore

[00:02:30] Now it's just Michael in the bathroom

[00:02:33] Michael in the bathroom at a party

[00:02:37] I half regret the beers

[00:02:40] Michael in the bathroom Michael in the bathroom at a party

[00:02:47] As I choke back the tears

[00:02:50] I'll wait as long as I need until my face is dry

[00:02:55] Or I'll just blame it on w**d or something in my eye

[00:02:59] I'm just Michael who you don't know Michael flyin' solo

[00:03:05] Michael in the bathroom by himself

[00:03:11] Knock knock knock knock

[00:03:13] They're gonna start to shout soon

[00:03:15] Knock knock knock knock

[00:03:17] Oh hell yeah I'll be out soon

[00:03:19] Knock knock knock knock

[00:03:21] It sucks you left me here alone

[00:03:23] Knock knock knock knock

[00:03:25] Here in this teenage battle zone

[00:03:27] Clang clang clang clang

[00:03:29] I feel the pressure blowing up

[00:03:31] Bang bang bang bang

[00:03:33] My big mistake was showing up

[00:03:35] Splash splash splash splash

[00:03:37] I throw some water in my face

[00:03:39] And I am in a better place

[00:03:41] I go to open up the door

[00:03:43] But I can't hear knocking

[00:03:45] Anymore

[00:03:53] And I can't help but yearn

[00:03:57] For a different time

[00:04:02] And then I look in the mirror

[00:04:05] And the present is clearer

[00:04:07] And there's no denying I'm just

[00:04:17] At a party

[00:04:20] Is there a sadder sight than

[00:04:26] Michael in the bathroom at a party

[00:04:30] This is a heinous night

[00:04:33] I wish I stayed at home in bed watching cable porn

[00:04:38] Or wish I offed myself instead

[00:04:40] Wish I was never born

[00:04:42] I'm just Michael who's a loner

[00:04:45] So he must be a stoner

[00:04:47] Rides a PT Cruiser

[00:04:50] God he's such a loser

[00:04:52] Michael flyin' solo

[00:04:54] Who you think that you know

[00:04:56] Michael in the bathroom by himself

[00:05:01] Oh by himself

[00:05:05] Oh by himself

[00:05:10] All you know about me is my name

[00:05:15] Awesome party

[00:05:16] I'm so glad I came