《The Scarlet Pimpernel》歌词

[00:00:00] The Scarlet Pimpernel - Douglas Sills

[00:00:02] Written by：Frank Wildhorn

[00:00:06] Lud love me such conjecturing

[00:00:08] Could drive a man insane

[00:00:09] And I'm the one to set

[00:00:11] This gossip quite to rest

[00:00:13] The pimpernel is me

[00:00:14] Indeed and I'm the Queen of Spain

[00:00:16] The pimpernel is nothing

[00:00:18] But a nosy pest

[00:00:19] No the vicar says the pimpernel's

[00:00:21] A bishop in disguise

[00:00:22] Who gives absolution

[00:00:23] Night and day

[00:00:25] Stuff and nonsense don't you know

[00:00:27] He's a maharajah from bombay

[00:00:30] They say he has enormous feet

[00:00:32] And that he tends to overeat

[00:00:33] I've heard he's fussy with his food

[00:00:35] And eats his breakfast in the nude

[00:00:37] Is he robust

[00:00:38] Or very pale

[00:00:39] At least we know he's male

[00:00:40] Who is the scarlet pimpernel

[00:00:52] Me sister says his breath

[00:00:53] Is sweeter than an irish rose

[00:00:55] I'm sure I'd fall in love

[00:00:56] If he would 'cross my path

[00:00:58] La yes if you could overlook

[00:01:00] The warts upon his nose

[00:01:01] And possibly persuade him

[00:01:03] He should take a bath

[00:01:05] Rumor has it he's castilian

[00:01:06] He's a reckless buccaneer

[00:01:07] And I hear he carries sev'ral whips

[00:01:10] Several whips

[00:01:12] He's a sultan from kabul

[00:01:13] With women at his fingertips

[00:01:16] They say he's nearly eight feet tall

[00:01:18] And yet quite graceful

[00:01:19] Folderol

[00:01:19] I'm told he waddles when he walks

[00:01:21] And often twitches when he talks

[00:01:22] Is he a dolt

[00:01:23] He's very deep

[00:01:24] Oh england's losing sleep

[00:01:26] Who is this blasted pimpernel

[00:01:29] The butcher in the village

[00:01:30] Claims he saw the man last week

[00:01:32] Where

[00:01:33] Galloping his camel 'cross the moor

[00:01:36] He's been seen

[00:01:37] Wearing full blakeney green

[00:01:39] I've told you all before

[00:01:42] The fella's me

[00:01:42] It's george the third

[00:01:43] Perhaps a convict run amok

[00:01:45] This pimpernel could be most any sod

[00:01:48] How dare you

[00:01:48] Bite your tongue

[00:01:50] He is dashing and young

[00:01:52] The pimpernel's a god

[00:01:54] And he'll find me

[00:01:56] And he'll wake me

[00:01:57] And he'll take me

[00:02:00] Down on a haystack

[00:02:01] He'll face me

[00:02:02] Then at last you could tell

[00:02:04] If he's a hero or a monk

[00:02:05] A fiddling nero or a drunk

[00:02:07] Who is the scarlet pimpernel

[00:02:09] It's me it's me

[00:02:10] I'm sure he's flatulent and crass

[00:02:12] Hear hear the man's a horse's ass

[00:02:14] No no he's neighborly and kind

[00:02:15] But quite erotically inclined

[00:02:18] Whatever guise he may employ

[00:02:19] He's england's pride and joy

[00:02:21] This plucky non pareil

[00:02:22] This lucky bloody swell

[00:02:26] Who is the scarlet pimpernel