《Don’t Sit On My Jimmy Shands》歌词

[00:00:00] Don't Sit On My Jimmy Shands - Richard Thompson

[00:00:07] When the party hit full swing

[00:00:10] I saw you come reeling in

[00:00:12] You had that six-pack in a stranglehold

[00:00:18] Now you stagger now you sway

[00:00:21] Why don't you fall the other way

[00:00:23] 'Cause I've got something here worth more than gold

[00:00:29] I said "Don't sit on my Jimmy Shands

[00:00:32] Don't sit on my Jimmy Shands

[00:00:34] They don't mend with sticky tape and glue

[00:00:40] Don't sit on my Jimmy Shands

[00:00:42] Don't sit on my Jimmy Shands

[00:00:45] And that's my very best advice to you"

[00:00:50] Call me precious I don't mind

[00:00:53] 78s are hard to find

[00:00:56] You just can't get the shellac since the war

[00:01:02] This one's the Beltona brand

[00:01:04] Finest label in the land

[00:01:07] They don't make them like that anymore

[00:01:12] I said "Don't sit on my Jimmy Shands

[00:01:15] Don't sit on my Jimmy Shands

[00:01:17] Unless you want to wind up black and blue

[00:01:23] Don't sit on my Jimmy Shands

[00:01:26] Don't sit on my Jimmy Shands

[00:01:28] And that's my very best advice to you"

[00:01:55] Darling though you're twice my size

[00:01:58] I don't mean to patronize

[00:02:00] Honey let me lead you by the hand

[00:02:06] Find a lap or find a chair

[00:02:08] You can park it anywhere

[00:02:11] Just don't rest your cheeks against my man

[00:02:16] I said "Don't sit on my Jimmy Shands

[00:02:19] Don't sit on my Jimmy Shands

[00:02:22] They don't mend with sticky tape and glue

[00:02:27] Don't sit on my Jimmy Shands

[00:02:30] Don't sit on my Jimmy Shands

[00:02:32] And that's my very best advice to you"

[00:02:38] No shindig is half complete

[00:02:41] Without that famous polka beat

[00:02:43] That's why they invite me I suppose

[00:02:49] Waltzes strathspeys eights some reels

[00:02:51] Now you know how good it feels

[00:02:54] Crank that handle babe away she goes

[00:02:59] I said "Don't sit on my Jimmy Shands

[00:03:02] Don't sit on my Jimmy Shands

[00:03:05] Unless you want to wind up black and blue"

[00:03:10] I said "Don't sit on my Jimmy Shands

[00:03:13] Don't sit on my Jimmy Shands

[00:03:15] That's my very best advice to you"