《My Old Mans a Dustman》歌词

[00:00:01] now here's a little story

[00:00:05] to tell it is a must

[00:00:10] about an unsung hero

[00:00:13] that moves away your dust

[00:00:19] some people make a fortune

[00:00:21] other's earn a mint

[00:00:25] my old man don't earn much

[00:00:32] in fact....he's flippin'.....skint

[00:00:33] oh, my old man's a dustman

[00:00:38] he wears a dustman's hat

[00:00:40] he wears cor blimey trousers

[00:00:42] and he lives in a council flat

[00:00:44] he looks a proper narner

[00:00:46] in his great big hob nailed boots

[00:00:48] he's got such a job to pull em up

[00:00:50] that he calls them daisy roots

[00:00:55] some folks give tips at christmas

[00:00:57] and some of them forget

[00:00:58] so when he picks their bins up

[00:01:00] he spills some on the steps

[00:01:02] now one old man got nasty

[00:01:04] and to the council wrote

[00:01:05] next time my old man went 'round there

[00:01:08] he punched him up the throat

[00:01:10] oh, my old man's a dustman

[00:01:12] he wears a dustman's hat

[00:01:14] he wears cor blimey trousers

[00:01:16] and he lives in a council flat

[00:01:17] i say, i say duncan

[00:01:19] i 'er...i found a police dog in my dustbin

[00:01:22] how do you know he's a police dog

[00:01:25] he had a policeman with him

[00:01:29] though my old man's a dustman

[00:01:31] he's got a heart of gold

[00:01:32] he got married recently

[00:01:35] though he's 86 years old

[00:01:37] we said 'ear! hang on dad

[00:01:38] you're getting past your prime'

[00:01:40] he said 'well when you get to my age'

[00:01:42] 'it helps to pass the time'

[00:01:44] oh, my old man's a dustman

[00:01:46] he wears a dustman's hat

[00:01:48] he wears cor blimey trousers

[00:01:50] and he lives in a council flat

[00:01:51] i say, i say, i say

[00:01:54] my dustbins full of lillies

[00:01:55] well throw 'em away then

[00:01:57] i can't lilly's wearing them

[00:01:59] now one day while in a hurry

[00:02:03] he missed a lady's bin

[00:02:05] he hadn't gone but a few yards

[00:02:07] when she chased after him

[00:02:08] 'what game do you think you're playing'

[00:02:10] she cried right from the heart

[00:02:12] 'you've missed me...am i too late'

[00:02:14] 'no... jump up on the cart'

[00:02:18] oh, my old man's a dustman

[00:02:19] he wears a dustman's hat

[00:02:20] he wears cor blimey trousers

[00:02:22] and he lives in a council flat

[00:02:24] i say, i say, i say what you again

[00:02:27] my dustbin's absolutely full with toadstools

[00:02:29] how do you know it's full

[00:02:32] 'cos there's not much room inside

[00:02:33] he found a tiger's head one day

[00:02:39] nailed to a piece of wood

[00:02:41] the tiger looked quite miserable

[00:02:42] but i suppose it should

[00:02:44] just then from out a window

[00:02:46] a voice began to wail

[00:02:48] he said oi! where's me tiger head

[00:02:50] four foot from it's tail

[00:02:52] oh, my old man's a dustman

[00:02:54] he wears a dustman's hat

[00:02:56] he wears cor blimey trousers

[00:02:58] and he lives in a council flat

[00:02:59] next time you see a dustman

[00:03:01] looking all pale and sad

[00:03:03] don't kick him in the dustbin

[00:03:05] it might be my old dad