《The Worst Pies In London》歌词

[00:00:01] A customer

[00:00:02] Wait what's your rush

[00:00:03] What's your hurry

[00:00:03] You gave me such a fright

[00:00:05] I thought you was a ghost

[00:00:06] Half a minute can't you sit

[00:00:07] Sit you down sit

[00:00:08] All I meant is that

[00:00:09] I haven't seen a customer for weeks

[00:00:11] Did you come here for a pie sir

[00:00:14] Do forgive me if me head's a little vague

[00:00:16] What is that

[00:00:17] But you'd think we had the plague

[00:00:19] From the way that people keep avoiding

[00:00:21] No you don't

[00:00:22] Heaven knows I try sir

[00:00:24] But there's no one comes in even to inhale

[00:00:27] Right you are sir

[00:00:28] Would you like a drop of ale

[00:00:30] Mind you I can hardly blame them

[00:00:33] These are probably the worst pies in London

[00:00:38] I know why nobody cares to take them

[00:00:40] I should know I make them but good No

[00:00:44] The worst pies in London

[00:00:47] Even that's polite the worst pies in London

[00:00:51] If you doubt it take a bite

[00:00:54] Is that just disgusting

[00:00:56] You have to concede it

[00:00:58] It's nothing but crusting

[00:01:01] Here drink this you'll need it

[00:01:03] The worst pies in London

[00:01:06] And no wonder with the price of meat

[00:01:08] What it is when you get it

[00:01:10] Never thought I'd live to see the day

[00:01:12] Men'd think it was a treat

[00:01:13] Finding poor animals

[00:01:15] What are dying in the street

[00:01:17] Mrs Mooney has a pie shop

[00:01:19] Does a business

[00:01:20] But I notice something weird

[00:01:21] Lately all her neighbors cats have disappeared

[00:01:24] Have to hand it to her

[00:01:25] What I calls enterprise

[00:01:27] Popping pussies into pies

[00:01:29] Wouldn't do in my shop

[00:01:31] Just the thought of

[00:01:32] It's enough to make you sick

[00:01:34] And I'm telling you them pussycats is quick

[00:01:37] No denying times is hard sir

[00:01:41] Even harder than the worst pies in London

[00:01:45] Only lard and nothing more

[00:01:46] Is that just revolting

[00:01:48] All greasy and gritty

[00:01:50] It looks like it's molting and tastes like

[00:01:55] Well pity

[00:01:57] A woman alone with limited wind

[00:02:04] And the worst pies in London

[00:02:10] Sir times is hard times is hard