《Today in Parliament》歌词

[00:00:00] Today In Parliament - Clifford T. Ward

[00:00:13] Today in parliament

[00:00:15] You' got the honourable this

[00:00:16] And the honourable that

[00:00:19] Nothin' so eloquent

[00:00:21] As a little bit of mis

[00:00:22] Understanding and a lot of chat

[00:00:24] Something you wanna say?

[00:00:27] Don't address it to me

[00:00:28] You gotta see your MP

[00:00:30] He's gonna take up your case today

[00:00:33] Do civilised people always act this way?

[00:00:48] Today in parliament

[00:00:50] You' got shoutin' down the front

[00:00:52] And shoutin' at the back

[00:00:54] Come on gentlemen, settle down at the front

[00:00:58] Sit down at the back

[00:00:59] Something you wanna say?

[00:01:02] Address it to the House in the usual way

[00:01:05] I know you want to have some fun

[00:01:08] But civilised people ought to get things done.

[00:01:24] Blame Jesus for all the trouble in the world today

[00:01:30] Blame anybody you like

[00:01:31] But don't blame the government of the day.

[00:01:47] Today in parliament

[00:01:49] You get rhetoric elective, a little bit of cynicism

[00:01:53] Nothing heaven sent

[00:01:55] Just a mere hint of socialism, lotta conservatism

[00:01:58] ' Nothing I wanna say

[00:02:01] Let's make a lot of changes and keep it this way

[00:02:04] ' No where else I wanna go

[00:02:07] I'm enjoying myself, I run this radio show.

[00:02:22] Neil Kinnock sums it up right

[00:02:27] 'You have to break eggs to make an omelette-ah!

[00:02:33] But you don't have to drop the eggs on the floor.'