《Attitude Adjustment》歌词

[00:00:00] Attitude Adjustment - Midday Sun

[00:00:09] I met an old friend

[00:00:10] In the bar the other night

[00:00:11] And he got a little drunk

[00:00:12] And he wanted to fight

[00:00:13] And he jumped up

[00:00:14] And challenged every man in the room

[00:00:18] And just about the time he got the words out

[00:00:20] An ol' boy jumped up and closed his mouth

[00:00:23] And used his head for a mop

[00:00:24] And his butt for a broom

[00:00:27] It was an attitude adjustment

[00:00:30] I guess it was his first time

[00:00:32] An attitude adjustment

[00:00:34] Now he understands just fine

[00:00:36] He got bent out of shape

[00:00:38] Then he opened his mouth

[00:00:39] And just one appointment

[00:00:40] Straightened him right out

[00:00:41] It was an attitude adjustment

[00:00:43] Oh it'll work every time

[00:00:47] Now I've got this big ol' brother-in-law

[00:00:49] And me and him just never did get along

[00:00:51] Because he wants to be sure

[00:00:52] I'm treating his sister right

[00:00:56] He got drunk one night

[00:00:57] And started beating me up

[00:00:58] And I went and got a tire tool

[00:01:00] Out of my truck

[00:01:01] And laid him out as cold as a block of ice

[00:01:05] It was an attitude adjustment

[00:01:08] And it'll work every time

[00:01:11] An attitude adjustment

[00:01:12] I made him see the light

[00:01:15] Now he says I'm his kind of man

[00:01:17] And he comes around me with his hat in his hand

[00:01:19] It was an attitude adjustment

[00:01:21] I cured all his family pride

[00:01:25] Now my girlfriend slapped me in the face

[00:01:27] I said "Darlin' that was your first mistake "

[00:01:30] Then she went wild and her eyes turned red

[00:01:34] She started breaking everything

[00:01:35] And screaming loud

[00:01:37] And kickin' me and cussin' me out

[00:01:39] And I gave her a little adjustment

[00:01:40] On the top of the head

[00:01:43] It was an attitude adjustment

[00:01:45] Aw she loves on me all the time

[00:01:48] Just an attitude adjustment

[00:01:50] She got a whole new frame of mind

[00:01:53] She don't nag

[00:01:54] I don't beg

[00:01:55] And we get along and like I said

[00:01:57] Just an attitude adjustment

[00:02:00] Aw everything's just fine

[00:02:02] Well almost

[00:02:03] She called the cops to take me in

[00:02:05] And I said "You're never gonna do it friends "

[00:02:08] And they just smiled

[00:02:09] And said "Oh yes we will "

[00:02:12] Now a stick to the head

[00:02:14] And some kicks to the shins

[00:02:15] And a several bites by Rin Tin Tin

[00:02:17] And I couldn't wait to get into that jail

[00:02:21] It was an attitude adjustment

[00:02:24] Oh I went along peacefully

[00:02:27] Attitude adjustment

[00:02:28] They made me clearly see

[00:02:31] Cause my head is black

[00:02:32] And my legs are blue

[00:02:33] And both knee caps are bit clean through

[00:02:35] It was an attitude adjustment

[00:02:38] It made my whole life outlook brand new

[00:02:40] Just a attitude adjustment

[00:02:42] It made my whole life outlook brand new