《Loos Of England》歌词

[00:00:00] Loos Of England (英国的洗手间) - Dave Dee Dozy Beaky Mick And Tich

[00:00:01] Lyricist：Howard/Blaikley

[00:00:03] Composer：Howard/Blaikley

[00:00:05] Of all the works of Englishmen

[00:00:08] Deserving fame and glory

[00:00:11] Of mighty deeds and triumphs bold

[00:00:14] In his renowned history

[00:00:17] The one that's sung and praised the least

[00:00:19] Must be the lavatory

[00:00:22] Long live the loos of England

[00:00:29] His firm support in hour of need

[00:00:32] A shrine for meditation

[00:00:34] A haven from the busy world

[00:00:37] A fond of inspiration

[00:00:40] The glory of the plumber's art

[00:00:42] Triumph of sanitation

[00:00:45] Long live the loos of England

[00:00:52] The French who have no shame at all

[00:00:55] Have built them on the street

[00:00:57] And though they may be picturesque

[00:01:00] It's hard to be discreet

[00:01:03] You stand right in the boulevard

[00:01:06] A chill wind round your feet

[00:01:09] Long live the loos of England

[00:01:15] The U S put them up in space

[00:01:18] Before the other nations

[00:01:21] They even paint them black and white

[00:01:23] To help their race relations

[00:01:26] But it's taboo to call them loos

[00:01:29] They call them comfort stations

[00:01:31] Long live the loos of England

[00:01:38] In Greece it's rare to find 'em there

[00:01:41] Even in the twentieth century

[00:01:43] And if you do you'll finally see

[00:01:46] A little elementary

[00:01:49] And in the blazing mid day heat

[00:01:51] They're not exactly sanitary

[00:01:54] Long live the loos of England

[00:02:01] In Russia they've been nationalized

[00:02:04] And if you pay your rouble

[00:02:06] There'll be a guard and watch dog too

[00:02:09] To keep you out of trouble

[00:02:12] And make quite sure you don't inscribe

[00:02:14] Some capitalist doodle

[00:02:17] Long live the loos of England

[00:02:24] Australia's big and in the bush

[00:02:27] You've loads of space to choose

[00:02:30] If you avoid the prickly pear

[00:02:32] You've little else to lose

[00:02:35] But mind you keep one jump ahead

[00:02:38] Of those d**ned kangaroos

[00:02:41] Long live the loos of England

[00:02:47] So this wildworld there is one jam

[00:02:50] That we must hold most dear

[00:02:53] And though they ring the changes

[00:02:55] One thing must not disappear

[00:02:58] And if they ask who sang this song

[00:03:01] Tell them Kilroy was her name

[00:03:04] Long live the loos of England

[00:03:09] Long live the loos of England